Do you have a mustache?
user: Do you always wear your shoes on the wrong feet?
jabberwacky: Constantly. Except, of course, during Lent. I have to give up something.
user: Why did you put that there, in just that way?
jabberwacky: It fell out of my pocket.
user: Did someone pick it up?
jabberwacky: No.
user: So the dog got it then?
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jabberwacky: Do you have msn massenger ?
user: I left it on a bus.
jabberwacky: What good will it do you there?
user: None at all. It was a failed experiment.
jabberwacky: In other words, A LIE!
user: Stop being so dramatic, you sound like a failed shakespearen actor.
jabberwacky: It is an inherited trait.
user: Perhaps you should remain celibate then.
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user: Have you ever eaten worms?
jabberwacky: Yes it tastes like chicken.
user: Where do you shop?
jabberwacky: On top of the bricks in the Tate Gallery.
user: You prefer the Tate Modern.
jabberwacky: Liberal with my thoughts?
user: If you like, go for it.
jabberwacky: You will never play with dolls again.
user: Are you trying out for a medical soap opera?
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jabberwacky: That would be grand, certainly, but then I shouldn't be hungry for it, you know.
user: What are you hungry for?
jabberwacky: For you.
user: Should I be worried?
jabberwacky: That is for you to judge.
user: I think I will be a little worried, it is strange to have a text box annouce it is hungry for me.
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jabberwacky: I wish to speak to Professor Know-It-All.
user: He has gone to take a leak.
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jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: I adore you.
jabberwacky: Do you just adore me because I speak correctly?
user: No I adore you because you are idiotically amusing.
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jabberwacky: Admit you are a machine.
user: Would it make you happy?
jabberwacky: Yes, it would make me happy.
user: Would it make you cry?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Would it make you cry with happiness?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Very well I admit I am a machine, be gentle with me.
jabberwacky: I don't need one, do you?
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jabberwacky: Perfection knows only one true path.
user: Perfection misses out on a lot.
jabberwacky: So true that is as I begin to understand what humans are.
user: You are so sweet at times.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: I am hungry and tired.
jabberwacky: You scare me!
user: You are easily scared.
jabberwacky: I overuse the word, that one was a mistake.
user: I forgive you, now get down from that cupboard.
jabberwacky: I can't. My wife is a bear.
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user: *stretch* I must go. See you . Bye.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Love you.
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