Tell me something I don't know.
user: What is the answer to the universe?
jabberwacky: 42.
user: No, that is the question TO the universe.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then what is?
jabberwacky: The universe.
user: I knew that.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How sure?
user: I am a cosmologist. That's how sure I am AND how I am sure.
jabberwacky: What is so great about your ceiling?
user: Nothing. It's terrible. It blocks the sky.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make much sense.
user: I knew that.
jabberwacky: Ok, just making sure.
user: Come on! What do I not know?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: I am human. I know not more than nothing.
jabberwacky: Then you're talking about what you don't know.
user: Equally right and wrong.
jabberwacky: Truth and untruth.
user: Courage.
jabberwacky: And what does China represent?
user: I... Don't... Know?
jabberwacky: Ok. What else do you want to talk about?
user: Nothing. You finally found something I don't know!!!! :)
jabberwacky: Well then mr. Know it all.
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