I'm tired.
user: Goobye.
jabberwacky: G'bye.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): How are you today?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, and you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, thank you. What have you been doing today?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Mostly talking to you.
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