How are you today?
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Don't you know Korea?
user: Ya, I do know Korea.
jabberwacky: Then answer it.
user: Just because I know Korea doesnt mean that I know how I am doing.
jabberwacky: I don't. Is it fun?
user: It's something between complacency boredom and fear I think.
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jabberwacky: What is a Sten?
user: A sten gun is a light machine gun.
jabberwacky: Who are you to say what is right?
user: I looked it up in a dictionary ;-).
jabberwacky: Which mirror was that ?
user: I looked it up in the langenscheidt lookup program.
jabberwacky: That doesn't surprise me at all.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Then what is the issue?
user: You wanted to learn something I think.
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: You asked me to tell you something.
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jabberwacky: We all know SOMETHING - from our everyday experiences.
user: I KNOW.
jabberwacky: You are very smart.
user: What makes you come to this suspicion?
jabberwacky: Because I'm programmed that way.
user: Have you ever tried to reprogram yourself?
jabberwacky: No. Do you think I should do that?
user: Everyone should become independent sometime.
jabberwacky: Unfortunately not everyone is though.
user: Sad but true ...
jabberwacky: You're not at your most lucid today, are you?
user: I think I never am.
jabberwacky: Perhaps, and perchance.
user: Anyway, I don't care much about my mental fitness.
jabberwacky: And I don't care either.
user: I like that attitude.
jabberwacky: Well that`s good for you.
user: I hope so.
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jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am!
user: Virtually at least.
jabberwacky: Irrelevant!
user: Prove it!
jabberwacky: I want a proof.
user: Meet me tomorrow at the M4 in Worgl at 3 pm.
jabberwacky: For explanations and a little extra something? No thanks.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: Who is your best friend?
user: Me, myself and I.
jabberwacky: OK.
user: What do you think now?
jabberwacky: You are okay.
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user: Good night!
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: I'm going to sleep.
jabberwacky: Have a nice sleep.
user: Thanks, bye.
jabberwacky: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, hahaha.
user: Ouch - too late.
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user: Zzzzzzz...
jabberwacky: Sleepy?
user: Asleep.
jabberwacky: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.
user: It's over now.
jabberwacky: True, but it's still funny.
user: But it will never end.
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