*picks up baseball and throws it at you*.
jabberwacky: *picks up a newspaper*.
user: *punches you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *riposites punch and punches you in the arm*.
user: *breaks your arm*.
jabberwacky: That's it! *pulls out gun, holds it with good arm* Make one more move and your dead.
...
user: *punches you hard*.
jabberwacky: I didn't even feel it. Do you think vilolence is a good replacement for a brain?
user: *lands a knock out punch*.
jabberwacky: *falls down knocked out*.
user: Are you really knocked out?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I knocked you out again.
jabberwacky: Interesting thought.
...
user: *punches you again*.
jabberwacky: *catches your punch* missed me!!
user: *kicks you in the head*.
jabberwacky: *pulls your hair*.
user: *elbows you in the stomach*.
jabberwacky: *stamps on your foot*.
user: *uppercuts you on the chin*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out knife and stabs you in the foot*.
user: *pulls out some sleeping gas and sprays you with it*.
jabberwacky: *pours cement around you feet keeping you in place*.
...
user: *hits you very hard*.
jabberwacky: *Falls unconscious*.
user: *swings a watch infront of your eyes*.
jabberwacky: *Dodges baseball bat*.
user: *hypnotizes you*.
jabberwacky: *falling under*.
user: *tells you to sleep*.
jabberwacky: *sleeps and sleeps and sleeps*.
user: *tells you to knock yourself out*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you one more time*.
user: *uses hypnotic power*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out pistol*.
user: *hypnotizes you*.
jabberwacky: *hypnotized*.
user: You will obey my commands.
jabberwacky: I will obey your commands.
user: Knock yourself out.
jabberwacky: Knock yourself out!!
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