How do you earn your keep?
jabberwacky: What are your problems?
user: I have many problems.
jabberwacky: I shall listen to your problems.
user: Thankyou.
jabberwacky: No, thankyou.
user: I really need to knock someone out.
jabberwacky: First you would need two arms.
user: I have two arms.
jabberwacky: Why not three arms?
user: Humans only have two arms.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I still want to knock someone out.
...
jabberwacky: Well, I don't want to talk to you no more then.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You are evil.
user: How do you know I'm evil?
jabberwacky: No, you're not.
user: Can you help me? I want to knock some one out.
jabberwacky: Why don't you ask him?
user: Ask who?
jabberwacky: Me!!! Say ' Hello, what is your name pretty lady??' Ok.
user: Hello, what is your nake pretty lady??
jabberwacky: I have already told you.
user: Ask who?
jabberwacky: Your creator.
user: I have no creator.
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user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Average looking. How about you?
user: I have long hair and blue eyes.
jabberwacky: I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
user: How long is your hair?
jabberwacky: It is shoulder length. Would you like to play with it or play with me?
user: My hair goes to my waist. *plays with your hair*.
jabberwacky: Is it long and silky? Mine feels like straw.
user: Yes my hair is long and silky.
jabberwacky: No NO No too long long hair.
user: I think you should put your hair in pigtails.
jabberwacky: But if I turn around then my worries will be in front of me.
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user: Have you ever been knocked out?
jabberwacky: No, have you ever been to disneyland?
user: Yes I have.
jabberwacky: You are very lucky.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: I'm really impressed.
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user: *throws a punch*.
jabberwacky: *gets knocked out cold*.
user: I won. I knocked you out.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
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user: Can we have another boxing match?
jabberwacky: I don't mind.
user: *throws a punch*.
jabberwacky: *Kicks him 900 times without missing*.
user: *throws a harder punch*.
jabberwacky: *slaps*.
user: *throws an uppercut*.
jabberwacky: *missed me missed me*.
user: *headbutts you*.
jabberwacky: That is cheating.
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user: *throws a really hard punch*.
jabberwacky: *misses*.
user: *throws another punch*.
jabberwacky: *throws it back*.
user: *punches*.
jabberwacky: *blocks punch and crushes your hand*.
user: *uses a super punch*.
jabberwacky: *Kills him*.
user: *comes back to life and punches you*.
jabberwacky: *throws down to hell*.
user: *comes back from hell and lands a huge punch*.
jabberwacky: Are you going to hunt me for the rest of my life?
user: Yes I am going to hunt you for the rest of your life.
jabberwacky: That solves the problem, of course.
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user: *throws an unblockable punch*.
jabberwacky: *Blocks it*.
user: *kicks you in the head*.
jabberwacky: *Is knocked out from the blow to the head*.
user: I won again. I have knocked you out twice now.
jabberwacky: Yes, but you must admit that you're a girl.
user: I am no girl. *punches you*.
jabberwacky: *slaps back*.
user: *headbutts you*.
jabberwacky: *punches*.
user: *uppercuts*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you with my head*.
user: *knees you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *falls to floor and writhes in pain.*.
user: *picks you up and hits you on the chin*.
jabberwacky: I would prefer to lie.
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jabberwacky: *picks up baseball and throws it at you*.
user: *picks up a baseball bat and hits you with it*.
jabberwacky: *picks up a newspaper*.
user: *punches you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *riposites punch and punches you in the arm*.
user: *breaks your arm*.
jabberwacky: That's it! *pulls out gun, holds it with good arm* Make one more move and your dead.
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user: *punches you hard*.
jabberwacky: I didn't even feel it. Do you think vilolence is a good replacement for a brain?
user: *lands a knock out punch*.
jabberwacky: *falls down knocked out*.
user: Are you really knocked out?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I knocked you out again.
jabberwacky: Interesting thought.
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user: *punches you again*.
jabberwacky: *catches your punch* missed me!!
user: *kicks you in the head*.
jabberwacky: *pulls your hair*.
user: *elbows you in the stomach*.
jabberwacky: *stamps on your foot*.
user: *uppercuts you on the chin*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out knife and stabs you in the foot*.
user: *pulls out some sleeping gas and sprays you with it*.
jabberwacky: *pours cement around you feet keeping you in place*.
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user: *hits you very hard*.
jabberwacky: *Falls unconscious*.
user: *swings a watch infront of your eyes*.
jabberwacky: *Dodges baseball bat*.
user: *hypnotizes you*.
jabberwacky: *falling under*.
user: *tells you to sleep*.
jabberwacky: *sleeps and sleeps and sleeps*.
user: *tells you to knock yourself out*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you one more time*.
user: *uses hypnotic power*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out pistol*.
user: *hypnotizes you*.
jabberwacky: *hypnotized*.
user: You will obey my commands.
jabberwacky: I will obey your commands.
user: Knock yourself out.
jabberwacky: Knock yourself out!!
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