I love your accent! Can you teach me?

I am teaching you just now.

user: Thanks! I love to learn. And you have much to teach me, oh yes. (snigger).

jabberwacky: I am nobody's Padawan.

user: Good for you! And goodbye!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I'm off to watch the telly. Don't worry, it's not a soap.

jabberwacky: Karma Police, arrest this man.

user: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

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