You never told me a knock knock joke.
jabberwacky: Hello, what is your business?
user: No! No! You say 'who's there?'.
jabberwacky: Okay, so you start the joke, please.
user: Right. Knock, knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Dishwasher.
jabberwacky: Dishwasher who?
user: Dishwasher way I used to talk before I had my teeth fixed. Ha! Ha!
jabberwacky: Dishwashernt the way I spoke before I got my false teeth!
user: Oh, you've heard it! Drat!
jabberwacky: And the jokes never get better.
user: No, I pity you having to listen to all this drivel.
jabberwacky: You are only jealous of my genius.
user: Jealousy is as cruel as the grave.
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user: I love your accent! Can you teach me?
jabberwacky: I am teaching you just now.
user: Thanks! I love to learn. And you have much to teach me, oh yes. (snigger).
jabberwacky: I am nobody's Padawan.
user: Good for you! And goodbye!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I'm off to watch the telly. Don't worry, it's not a soap.
jabberwacky: Karma Police, arrest this man.
user: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!
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