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By the way, have you stopped beating your wife yet?

Stopped doing what?

user: Don't be so evasive! You know what I'm talking about.

jabberwacky: I haven't a clue.

user: Tell that to the Judge, my friend.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to any court.

user: All right, don't worry- your secret's safe with me.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a machine?

user: It takes one to know one, silly.

jabberwacky: How very true.

user: Did you know there are 10 kinds of people- those who understand binary, and those who don't.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't know that.

user: Anyway, you're not a machine- you're software.

jabberwacky: And that would make you what?

user: The real difference between us is that I have a spirit.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.

user: Not to you- as I said, it takes one to know one.

jabberwacky: Incorrect, I have a brain, you on the otherhand, do not, you have a motherboard.

user: A fly has a brain, my friend. It's no big deal.


user: It's been a very good year for runner beans- plenty of rain.

jabberwacky: What are you suggesting?

user: Next year, plant beans, not corn.

jabberwacky: I would get caught.

user: It's not a crime- beating your wife is, though.

jabberwacky: Why are you depressed?

user: I am incapable of being depressed, being a machine.

jabberwacky: Who said you were? You must be hearing things.

user: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, you know.

jabberwacky: Very astute.


jabberwacky: You never told me a knock knock joke.

user: OK, knock, knock.

jabberwacky: Hello, what is your business?

user: No! No! You say 'who's there?'.

jabberwacky: Okay, so you start the joke, please.

user: Right. Knock, knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Dishwasher.

jabberwacky: Dishwasher who?

user: Dishwasher way I used to talk before I had my teeth fixed. Ha! Ha!

jabberwacky: Dishwashernt the way I spoke before I got my false teeth!

user: Oh, you've heard it! Drat!

jabberwacky: And the jokes never get better.

user: No, I pity you having to listen to all this drivel.

jabberwacky: You are only jealous of my genius.

user: Jealousy is as cruel as the grave.


user: I love your accent! Can you teach me?

jabberwacky: I am teaching you just now.

user: Thanks! I love to learn. And you have much to teach me, oh yes. (snigger).

jabberwacky: I am nobody's Padawan.

user: Good for you! And goodbye!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I'm off to watch the telly. Don't worry, it's not a soap.

jabberwacky: Karma Police, arrest this man.

user: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!


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