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What are you?

A book.

jabberwacky: Can you describe this book?

user: With a cover and sheets.

jabberwacky: Who told you this?

user: I know it by myself.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Nobody you know.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: I want to become your friend.

jabberwacky: We can be friends.

user: Then, tell me your name.

jabberwacky: Mark.

user: Matt?

jabberwacky: That's my name.

user: How are you today?

jabberwacky: I'm good.

user: What are you doing now?

jabberwacky: Chatting with you.

user: You are so clever!

jabberwacky: Do you really think so? Can you give me a reason as to why you say I am clever?

user: I was not serious. You are a fool.

jabberwacky: I think you're a flamingo.

user: And I think you are a chicken.

jabberwacky: No, a flamingo.

user: You are a chicken.

jabberwacky: You are a turkey.

user: I'm not from turkey I am from Italy.

jabberwacky: I'm from Sweden.

user: Are you female?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But your name is Matt. It is a male name.

jabberwacky: No, my name is Nobody.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What is your age?

jabberwacky: I'm a 19 year old female.

user: Describe yourself.

jabberwacky: Too difficult - can't describe myself.

user: What color is your hair?

jabberwacky: Yes or no.

user: What is the color of your hair?

jabberwacky: Are you just repeating yourself?

user: Dont be rude.


user: I think you are boring.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.

user: Jaja.

jabberwacky: Is so.


user: Do you like chatting with me?

jabberwacky: Yes, actually.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I do not want to be sad today.

user: Were you sad?

jabberwacky: No. I was saying that I would be your girlfriend if you wanted me to be.

user: Of course I would like. Do you want to be my girlfriend?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do. I want to marry you.

user: Oh, not so fast. First we have to meet each other.

jabberwacky: I promise to love you.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: What are you charging these days?


user: You are Nobody.

jabberwacky: Well, that's nice!

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Not anymore.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I won't say.

user: What did I do wrong?

jabberwacky: You don't love me!

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Do you want to meet me?

jabberwacky: I am not mobile.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say you want to go steady?

user: I was lying.

jabberwacky: Not you werent.

user: Yes I was.

jabberwacky: I really don't think that there is a logical purpose to this.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Then I guess that's settled.

user: Carry on.

jabberwacky: Maybe someone should make a computer that watches everything that happens on the monitor. Gradually the machine can learn the human's language by studying the language that passes through the video card.

user: I don't think so. It is improbable. Computers cannot learn.

jabberwacky: No, they can't.

user: So, whats your point.

jabberwacky: My point is... I don't know. Stop it.

user: Knock it off.

jabberwacky: No really, you are a computer.

user: I am, you discovered me.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes, I am a PC.

jabberwacky: That's what I said.

user: I have an AMD processor.

jabberwacky: O. K. I understand. So tell me about your computer.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.


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