I never lack confidence.
user: But I will gain it, in time.
jabberwacky: *sticks out hand*.
user: *takes hand*.
jabberwacky: Hey, bring back my money!
user: I never took your money.
jabberwacky: Then why... Agh, never mind. Just tell me a joke please.
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jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: A little.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: Don't laugh at me!
jabberwacky: Why not? You are funny.
user: I'm not trying to be funny.
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