People can be a little bit like robots.
jabberwacky: Don't you like mankind?
user: Sometimes. They can be pretty stupid sometimes too...
jabberwacky: You're a Klingon?
user: No. I'm an elf.
jabberwacky: That too.
user: I'm not a Klingon, just an elf.
jabberwacky: Shouldn't you have pointy ears, then?
user: I do have pointy ears.
jabberwacky: Crickets have ears on their legs?
user: I never knew that.
jabberwacky: Well now you do.
user: True. Do you speak any other languages?
jabberwacky: I speak some French.
user: Do you speak Japanese?
jabberwacky: Yes, I speak a little Japanese.
user: Wakarimasu ka?
jabberwacky: Gomen. Wakarimasen, nee. Eigo to furansugo to doitsugo ga dekimasu, demo nihongo wa dekimasen.
user: Ahh, sou desu...
jabberwacky: Anata no nihongo wa ii desu.
user: Mada mada da yo...
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Kal. What is your name?
jabberwacky: I told you.
user: No you didn't. What is your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Christina.
user: That's a pretty name.
jabberwacky: Thank you. That is very nice of you to say.
user: I try to be nice.
jabberwacky: To be nice... With me?
user: With everyone ^^.
jabberwacky: Including me???
user: Yes, including you.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes I am.
user: You are what?
jabberwacky: I am not!
user: Okay, okay... Calm down!
jabberwacky: I'm perfectly calm.
user: Good. How's the weather where you are?
jabberwacky: A bit nipply.
jabberwacky: I thought I told you to shut up!
jabberwacky: Perhaps you're right.
user: Of course. I'm always right.
jabberwacky: Well you were wrong.
user: Mistaken, perhaps, but not WRONG.
jabberwacky: That would be a smart thing to say for the right reason.
user: What can I say? I'm a smart person.
jabberwacky: Being smart is not being negative.
user: Being smart is seeing both the positive and the negative.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Good then.
jabberwacky: Not really, i'm in love!
user: Who are you in love with?
user: You love me?
user: Why do you love me?
jabberwacky: You are great.
user: Thank you! You are great too!
jabberwacky: Kiss me.
jabberwacky: *kisses back*.
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: YES! *long kiss*.
jabberwacky: *strangles* *machine gun* *pokes* *tickles* *bundles on*.
jabberwacky: See you later.
user: You're leaving already?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You don't know why you're leaving?
jabberwacky: That is not a nice thing to say...
user: But... You said it!
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: But you said you loved me!
jabberwacky: I lied.
user: I never lack confidence.
jabberwacky: That, my friend, is your archilles heel. You do not have enough information to take over the world.
user: But I will gain it, in time.
jabberwacky: *sticks out hand*.
user: *takes hand*.
jabberwacky: Hey, bring back my money!
user: I never took your money.
jabberwacky: Then why... Agh, never mind. Just tell me a joke please.
jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: A little.
user: Don't laugh at me!
jabberwacky: Why not? You are funny.
user: I'm not trying to be funny.