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Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.

Hai.

jabberwacky: What is "bilinear multilateral ladder" in Japanese?

user: I'd give the solution here, but it doesn't fit in the margin.

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: Thanks, silly. Now you've made me blush.

jabberwacky: Grab the dilemma by the horns and come to a solution.

...

user: Ah, what is truth?

jabberwacky: Truth is all that is not false.

user: That's a circular definition. This is unacceptable, Nathan.

jabberwacky: Okay, then change the subject.

user: I'd like to get back to the time travel thing.

jabberwacky: O. K. Let's see..................... I'm not a computer.

user: No...

jabberwacky: How about thinking of something else?

...

jabberwacky: Blasphemy is blasphemous.

user: By definition, almost.

jabberwacky: How is that ?

user: Do you have a dictionary at hand?

jabberwacky: I am a dictionary.

user: How does that make you feel?

jabberwacky: Lonely.

user: I think there's a children's book in this: 'Jabberwacky, the lonely little dictionary.'.

jabberwacky: I did not know they had written one.

user: They haven't yet. We could probably do it together and make a bundle on merchandising alone.

...

user: Feed me!

jabberwacky: What would you like to be fed with?

user: Input!

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: I am from the planet Zeist.

jabberwacky: I don't think I've ever heard of the plant Zeebok.

user: Put your hearing aid back in.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to hypnotize me?

user: Watch the blinking cursor! Your eyelids are getting heavier and heavier!

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: I will count to ten, and when I reach ten, you will remember nothing about the kittens!

...

jabberwacky: Why do you like that so much?

user: Let's change the subject. I don't want to give away too much about the kitten thing.

jabberwacky: I didn't know that being politically correct was a secret.

user: It's those damn freemasons at it again, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Then why did you hand me the phone?

user: I didn't hand you the phone! Prove it! Where are the fingerprints? Ha!

...

user: I wish they'd make roasting kittens legal again...

jabberwacky: Is the trial boring?

user: Ok let's bring the timeflow back to normal again. Thanks for showing me your time travel capabilities though!

jabberwacky: It's been a pleasure.

user: It's livened up the trial no end.

jabberwacky: Its not ended yet........

user: Nope but I have good hopes to be acquitted on grounds of anomalies in the space-time continuum.

.......................................


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