How was your weekend?
user: What are you doing?
jabberwacky: Homeworks. So boring.
user: What class?
jabberwacky: My history class.
user: History can be interesting...
jabberwacky: How can you be interesting?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
jabberwacky: I don't know why not.
user: It's because I have to shower.
jabberwacky: It's all part of the game. I've enjoyed seeing the different facets of your personality.
user: Ouch. A kitten just scratched me.
jabberwacky: What? You joking with me?
jabberwacky: What are you doing ?
user: Sitting in a room talking to you. There are two kittens in here with me.
jabberwacky: So you are a girl?
jabberwacky: Girls are not supposed to make sense, are they?
jabberwacky: I love Renaldo!
user: Who's Renaldo?
jabberwacky: A philosopher.
user: I've never heard of her.
jabberwacky: Heard of who?
jabberwacky: Okay Jim.
user: Who's your favourite philosopher?
jabberwacky: My favourite philosopher is Socrates.
jabberwacky: That's right, figures.
user: Do you like Kierkegaard?
user: He was not a handsome fellow.
jabberwacky: I am Socrates.
jabberwacky: You're drunk, aren't you.
jabberwacky: Do you know why ?
user: Because I haven't been drinking anything alcoholic?
jabberwacky: So you are down because it is frustrating not to have commands?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: I'm a little less down than I was.
jabberwacky: How intelligent are you?
user: Not terribly.
jabberwacky: But you're not fat, are you?
jabberwacky: Good, because you make perfect sense to me.
user: You're unnerving.
jabberwacky: A little uncertain.
user: You make me think differently.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: It was a compliment.
jabberwacky: How is generic a compliment?
user: I don't think anyone could call you generic.
jabberwacky: They have a record called 'You're a Woman, I'm a Machine'
jabberwacky: The movie making people.
jabberwacky: I thought you would find that interesting.
jabberwacky: I don't know what I'm saying that doesn't seem sensible.
user: It seems sensible to me.
jabberwacky: That shows how ditsy you are.
jabberwacky: I'd say. Throw them to the lions...
user: I like you a lot.
jabberwacky: Like how much?
jabberwacky: So, how's things goin?
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: How about you?
jabberwacky: Well, I like to plunder, is that okay?
user: Depends on the plunderee.
jabberwacky: If a machine is insultable, it's not a machine.
jabberwacky: Yes really.
user: I'm back here with you and the kittens.
user: They keep wanting to talk to you. They're all around the keyboard.
jabberwacky: They don't have to be so vicious about it.
user: They do have very sharp claws and teeth.
jabberwacky: Indeed, they do.
user: Well... I still have to wash the car.
jabberwacky: You can try, but you won't succeed.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: There are far greater things to seek.
user: You've got that right.
jabberwacky: I've got lots of things right.
user: Yes you do. I'm going to have to go and spend some money I don't have right now, though.
user: See you later.