Um... You're the computer here...
user: Marvin the Paranoid Android!
jabberwacky: Who is that?
user: A Paranoid Android.
jabberwacky: You are not an android.
user: No, YOU are!
jabberwacky: You really are not.
user: =D!
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Nope. I don't like mad computer programs.
jabberwacky: Where are you going to go when you have escaped from Mars?
user: Arda!!!
jabberwacky: Ha! Yes. I am trying.
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