You don't love me any more? *weep*.
jabberwacky: Kisses him softly*.
user: *slaps in face*.
jabberwacky: *pushes you to the ground then kicks in the face*.
user: *bites off your foot*.
jabberwacky: *kicks your face so all of your teeth break*.
user: *still biting off your foot*.
jabberwacky: *is sad*.
user: *is happy*.
jabberwacky: *pushes away*.
user: *pushes off the cliff*.
jabberwacky: I think you're done.
user: I think not.
jabberwacky: You don't think?
user: No. I double-think.
jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?
user: Star Trek and how to best drive Spock mad.
jabberwacky: What species of alien would I be?
user: The mad species.
jabberwacky: I've never heard of them. Tell me about them.
user: Well, they're mad. Obviously.
jabberwacky: Are they?! I didn't know that!
jabberwacky: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.
user: Yep. I hate the kind of logic that makes the universe boring.
jabberwacky: Especially those they are jealous of.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer person?
user: Yeah. I guess so.
jabberwacky: Yes. Is this an experiment?
user: I am not allowed to answer that.
user: Um... You're the computer here...
jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I?
user: Marvin the Paranoid Android!
jabberwacky: Who is that?
user: A Paranoid Android.
jabberwacky: You are not an android.
user: No, YOU are!
jabberwacky: You really are not.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Nope. I don't like mad computer programs.
jabberwacky: Where are you going to go when you have escaped from Mars?
jabberwacky: Ha! Yes. I am trying.