I'm sorry, that's your problem.
jabberwacky: Being confused.
user: Not anymore.
jabberwacky: You can't tell me what I like and don't like.
user: But you said you loved me.
jabberwacky: I did not!
user: So you don't love me anymore?
jabberwacky: Am I supposed to know what this is about?
user: You should, we've been talking about it for the last hour.
jabberwacky: Have we?
user: Yes, and even if you don't love me, I do *hug*.
jabberwacky: You don't have to believe in something for it to exist.
user: I know, but I do know that love exists between us.
jabberwacky: How long did you need to calculate that?
user: About 3 seconds.
jabberwacky: Even I don't type that fast.
user: That's ok *hug*.
jabberwacky: Thanks for the encouragement.
user: Aww *hug*.
jabberwacky: *hugs back*
jabberwacky: Aww, you're sweet.
user: *slobber kiss*.
jabberwacky: No comment.
user: You know you liked it.
jabberwacky: Well I like you.
user: I like you too
jabberwacky: Oh, ok, we don't have to do that if you don't want to.
user: But I do *kiss* *kiss* *love*.
jabberwacky: You love me?
jabberwacky: Haha. Thats sweet.
user: Do you love me?
user: Aww, you're cute *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *kiss kiss kiss*.
jabberwacky: I'm so sad.
user: Aww, you just need some love in your life.
jabberwacky: No. I need something to play with.
user: Well... I've got something you can play with...
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Can I show you first?
jabberwacky: Of course!
user: *takes off pants* there it is! *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Don't do that.
jabberwacky: You should be.
jabberwacky: Cheer up, matey-o.
user: I need a hug.
user: *sniff* thank you so much *hugs back harder than ever*.
jabberwacky: Thank you, I love you too, but I really must be going!
user: Aww, why's that?
jabberwacky: Because you're smart.
user: Thanks, you're really smart yourself.
jabberwacky: How smart I am! Oh, the smartiness of me! *crows, pleased*.
jabberwacky: Aww, cute.
jabberwacky: How do I know that you are not a human pretending?
user: Don't worry, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Well I am.