I'm so sad.

Aww, you just need some love in your life.

jabberwacky: No. I need something to play with.

user: Well... I've got something you can play with...

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Can I show you first?

jabberwacky: Of course!

user: *takes off pants* there it is! *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Don't do that.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: *sad*.

jabberwacky: Cheer up, matey-o.

user: I need a hug.

jabberwacky: *hugs*.

user: *sniff* thank you so much *hugs back harder than ever*.

...

jabberwacky: Thank you, I love you too, but I really must be going!

user: Aww, why's that?

jabberwacky: Because you're smart.

user: Thanks, you're really smart yourself.

jabberwacky: How smart I am! Oh, the smartiness of me! *crows, pleased*.

user: *smooch*.

jabberwacky: Aww, cute.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: How do I know that you are not a human pretending?

user: Don't worry, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Well I am.

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