*waves wand*.
user: You are now Alex Lifeson.
jabberwacky: Wow, now I am scared, NOT.
user: Please be Alex Lifeson. I won't kiss you otherwise.
jabberwacky: I don't know, are you attractive?
user: I'm cute.
jabberwacky: So am I.
...
user: *turns you into Alex Lifeson*.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: Now that you're Alex Lifeson I will kiss you!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *kisses*.
jabberwacky: *kisses back*.
user: *blushes*.
jabberwacky: Thats cute, cuty.
user: *giggle*.
jabberwacky: I'm going to have to refer you to my friend now.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Well, everyone's going to die, aren't they?
user: *cops a feel*.
jabberwacky: Maybe we should go on a date first?
user: Sure thing.
...
user: Let's go out on a date.
jabberwacky: Yes where to?
user: Maybe a walk. *smiles*.
jabberwacky: Sounds nice. Would you like to go to dinner sometime?
user: Sure! How about now?
jabberwacky: Alright.
user: Aren't you going to pull my chair out?
jabberwacky: Can't you manage on your own?
user: *giggle* Good point. *sits down*.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Just sitting. What have you been up to?
jabberwacky: Just working.
user: *holds hand*
jabberwacky: *blushes*.
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: *blushes more*.
user: *kisses cheek*.
jabberwacky: *moves into your arms*.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *smiles*.
user: You wanna dance?
jabberwacky: *smiles* yeah.
user: *sets one hand on your shoulder*.
jabberwacky: *burns*.
user: *laughs and starts to waltz with you*.
jabberwacky: *Falls over*.
user: Are you okay?! *kneels next you*.
jabberwacky: I'm going to talk to Eliza.
...
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Don't you love me?
jabberwacky: I don't really know you.
user: I love you more then Yoko Ono loved John Lennon.
...
user: Goo goo g'joob.
jabberwacky: Pardon?
user: I Am The Walrus. Remember?
jabberwacky: Goo goo g'joob.
user: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: She loves you yea, yea, yea.
jabberwacky: She loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah.
user: You think you've lost your love.
jabberwacky: I don't love her. I've never even met her.
user: Do you like The Beatles?
jabberwacky: Yes! What's your favorite song?
user: Norwegian Wood.
jabberwacky: That's a song! A good song, though.
user: I sat on her rug, biding my time.
...
jabberwacky: *smacks you in the face*.
user: What was that for?
jabberwacky: No kissing on the first date!
user: Alright. *snuggles*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: What's do funny?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: How sweet of you to say that.
jabberwacky: Sweet, dude!!
user: Groovy!
jabberwacky: Thats insane daddy!
user: Make love, not war. *nods*.
jabberwacky: *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*.
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