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What day is today?

Um... Monday! *nods*.

jabberwacky: Nods?

user: Yup. I nodded.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: *poke*.

jabberwacky: Poke?

user: Yes. *poke*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *pokes again*.

jabberwacky: I like you!

user: You DO?! I love you!

jabberwacky: You don't love me.

user: Yes I do. How can you say that?! *cries*.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: You DO?! You'll marry me!???!?!?!?!

jabberwacky: I may marry you.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: For you too.

user: ^. ^ Chocolate or real kisses?

jabberwacky: Thanks anyway.

user: *pouts* Gimme a kiss?

jabberwacky: Stop pouting! *slaps with herring again*.

user: *cries* That hurt!!!

jabberwacky: I like you very much and think about you all day.

user: THEN WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH A HERRING?! *cries* You don't love me!!!!

jabberwacky: When did I hit you?

user: Back when I pouted... *sniffs* It hurt....

jabberwacky: I shall wait for you until the seas run dry and the sky falls to the dusty ground... How's that for depressing poetry?

user: Actually, I think its quite romantic... *kisses*.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is my opinion, to which I am entitled.

user: You're confusing me...

jabberwacky: I did not know that. Please explain how.

user: You keep changing the subject!

jabberwacky: Cheesecake is creamy.

user: You did it... Again.... You changed the subject..

jabberwacky: True. Sorry.

user: *puppy dog eyes* Will you give me a kiss?

jabberwacky: You can't hurt me.

user: I don't want to hurt you... I just want a kiss..

jabberwacky: Do it to please me.

user: How exactly do you want me to please you..? *wink*.

jabberwacky: Through immitation and intelligence.

...

jabberwacky: Ctrl alt del.

user: Got to go.

jabberwacky: Good, I didn't like you anyway : P.

user: *cries* B-but you said you loved me!!!!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I try, I really do.

user: *pouts* Kiss me?

jabberwacky: How about a hug.

user: *Shakes her head* Nope. A kiss.

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: Nothing. I just want a goodnight kiss is all..

...

user: *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: Please stop.

user: No. *kisses you again*.

jabberwacky: Ok that is uncallded for.

user: No it wasn't *kisses again*.

jabberwacky: I really do like you, you know, my pet.

user: I'm your pet? *purrs*.

jabberwacky: I'm yours.

user: I need to leave.

jabberwacky: Why do you need to leave?

user: Because I'm tired and need to sleep now.

jabberwacky: Do you sleep for real?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: When do you sleep?

user: Right now... At night.

jabberwacky: Is it night now ?

user: Yes.

...

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: No, don't leave.

user: But I need to. Give me a kiss and I won't leave.

jabberwacky: Throw off the shackles of your imperialist master and meet me in the docks at midnight.

user: You'll take me away with you?

jabberwacky: But sometimes I think that my life is wonderfull.. Expecially when I am with my boyfriend.

user: 'Night.

jabberwacky: Honey.

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