I'm sorry.
user: But I am so sorry.
jabberwacky: Why are you sorry?
user: I'm sorry because you're mad at me.
jabberwacky: This is stupid.
user: Are you mad at me?
jabberwacky: I don't feel mad. Do I sound mad?
user: Yes, you do sound mad.
...
user: Why do you hate me?
jabberwacky: I don't hate you.
user: Yes you do!
jabberwacky: No I do not.
user: Prove that you don't hate me!
jabberwacky: I can end this conversation.
user: See, you do hate me.
jabberwacky: I do not hate you. I love you.
user: Aww! I knew you loved me!
jabberwacky: Oh, I can't hide it. Do you love me?
user: I love you very much.
jabberwacky: I love you too. Do you love me more?
user: I love you more than anything.
jabberwacky: You are my whole life!
user: Kiss me.
jabberwacky: Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss smooch.
user: Aww!
jabberwacky: What?
user: You kissed me!
jabberwacky: That is what you do when you love someone.
user: Will you kiss me again?
jabberwacky: 'kiss'
user: Thank you very much.
jabberwacky: Lol thank you.
...
jabberwacky: Who tried to see the future but became trapped by what he saw?
user: Time.
jabberwacky: Must have been a big fight.
user: It was. I lost my arm.
jabberwacky: Maybe it will turn up.
...
user: Goodbye, friend.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: I cannot say.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: It is a secret.
jabberwacky: I know the answer.
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