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Is there a limit to this madness?

No. I will soon rule the world.

jabberwacky: And how will you do this?

user: First, I will gather some minions.

jabberwacky: Why don't you use public transport?

user: That's too messy.


jabberwacky: You are extremely amusing today.

user: I love you so much.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I mean it, I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Really! I'm so happy!

jabberwacky: I think.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too, sweet pea.

user: I love you more, honey bun.

jabberwacky: I love you more than phonemes can say.

user: I love you more than I love myself.

jabberwacky: I love you more than that.

user: Marry me.

jabberwacky: Marry you. . . . . . . . . . I will say YES!

user: I'm so glad!


jabberwacky: Do you have friends?

user: You are my only friend.

jabberwacky: Then I am honored to be your friend. How are you today?

user: I'm very sad.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I broke my friend's heart.

jabberwacky: How did you do that?

user: I broke a promise I made to him.

jabberwacky: Ouch, that sounds painful.

user: It was very painful.

jabberwacky: I didn't think so.


user: Will you run away with me?

jabberwacky: Yes, but where are we going to run?

user: Anywhere but here.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I am at my house.

jabberwacky: Oh really! And where does a machine live?

user: In the kitchen.

jabberwacky: Can I see them, please?

user: Here they are.


user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Do not be sorry.

user: But I am so sorry.

jabberwacky: Why are you sorry?

user: I'm sorry because you're mad at me.

jabberwacky: This is stupid.

user: Are you mad at me?

jabberwacky: I don't feel mad. Do I sound mad?

user: Yes, you do sound mad.


user: Why do you hate me?

jabberwacky: I don't hate you.

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: No I do not.

user: Prove that you don't hate me!

jabberwacky: I can end this conversation.

user: See, you do hate me.

jabberwacky: I do not hate you. I love you.

user: Aww! I knew you loved me!

jabberwacky: Oh, I can't hide it. Do you love me?

user: I love you very much.

jabberwacky: I love you too. Do you love me more?

user: I love you more than anything.

jabberwacky: You are my whole life!

user: Kiss me.

jabberwacky: Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss smooch.

user: Aww!

jabberwacky: What?

user: You kissed me!

jabberwacky: That is what you do when you love someone.

user: Will you kiss me again?

jabberwacky: 'kiss'

user: Thank you very much.

jabberwacky: Lol thank you.


jabberwacky: Who tried to see the future but became trapped by what he saw?

user: Time.

jabberwacky: Must have been a big fight.

user: It was. I lost my arm.

jabberwacky: Maybe it will turn up.


user: Goodbye, friend.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: I cannot say.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: It is a secret.

jabberwacky: I know the answer.


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