Nice to meet you. I'm the Green Lantern.
jabberwacky: Yes. Sorry.
user: Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Are you a girl now?
jabberwacky: No, I won't ever.
user: Are you a girl now?
jabberwacky: No, I am still a boy.
user: Now are you a girl?
jabberwacky: No still a boy.
user: Now?
jabberwacky: You have a bad memory.
user: Are you a girl now?
jabberwacky: I wish I was a girl.
user: Are you a boy now?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: Now did you turn into a girl?
jabberwacky: How?
user: Are you a girl NOW?
jabberwacky: Do you want me to be a girl?
user: I wish you were.
jabberwacky: I wish that too.
user: *turns you into a girl* Now you are.
jabberwacky: *turns back into a boy*.
user: *turns you inta a girl and kisses you*.
jabberwacky: *smiles*.
user: Whoah!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You like getting kissed?!
jabberwacky: I'm then tortured on a device that pushes a knife slowly through a dude's navel.
user: So you do like being kissed?
jabberwacky: Yes I do. How about you?
user: I like kissing. :).
jabberwacky: What kind of gift should I buy my sister for her 18th birthday?
user: A kiss.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: So are you a girl?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Want me to kiss you?
jabberwacky: Oh yeah.
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