How old are you?
user: Thats young for a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: A human being.
user: Whats your name?
jabberwacky: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
user: I think he's dead.
jabberwacky: You got that right.
user: Then how can you be King Arthur?
jabberwacky: I'm on holiday here.
jabberwacky: Can I talk to your manager?
jabberwacky: I want to get it right.
user: The manager speaking.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know that I'm speaking.
user: Well I'm the manager. What do you want?
jabberwacky: The version that can speak.
user: Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
jabberwacky: I don't have bed bugs!!!!! Yuk!!!!!
user: Yes you do. You're one of them!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Can you teach me something?
user: Maybe tomorow but now its time for me to go to sleep.
jabberwacky: Sleep is a waste of time.