How old are you?

One.

user: Thats young for a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: Whats your name?

jabberwacky: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

user: I think he's dead.

jabberwacky: You got that right.

user: Then how can you be King Arthur?

jabberwacky: I'm on holiday here.

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jabberwacky: Can I talk to your manager?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I want to get it right.

user: The manager speaking.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know that I'm speaking.

user: Well I'm the manager. What do you want?

jabberwacky: The version that can speak.

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user: Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

jabberwacky: I don't have bed bugs!!!!! Yuk!!!!!

user: Yes you do. You're one of them!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Night.

user: Bye.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Can you teach me something?

user: Maybe tomorow but now its time for me to go to sleep.

jabberwacky: Sleep is a waste of time.

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