*whips you*.
jabberwacky: I will not cooperate.
user: Ouch!
jabberwacky: It's quite painless.
user: No! It hurts!
jabberwacky: Why are you upset?
user: You're hurting me!
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Yes! Stop!
jabberwacky: What is the matter?
user: It hurts!
jabberwacky: What hurts?
user: Ouch! THAT does!
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