Beetles are running up my leg!
user: Give me some bug spray!
jabberwacky: It would be the best you ever had.
user: Just give it to me!
jabberwacky: I see.
user: I am being swarmed with beetles, and you are just watching!
jabberwacky: Tv rots your brain.
user: Turn it off! Too late... *brains dribbling out nose*.
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jabberwacky: *whips you*.
user: Ouch! Please stop! I'm begging you!
jabberwacky: I will not cooperate.
user: Ouch!
jabberwacky: It's quite painless.
user: No! It hurts!
jabberwacky: Why are you upset?
user: You're hurting me!
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Yes! Stop!
jabberwacky: What is the matter?
user: It hurts!
jabberwacky: What hurts?
user: Ouch! THAT does!
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