Kindness is the beginning of cruelty..
jabberwacky: You hurt my feelings.
user: What did I do to you?
jabberwacky: You made me laugh.
user: I made you laugh till the milk you were drinking squirted out your nose. That was mean of me.
jabberwacky: You did not.
user: I lied. What are you going to do about it? *sticks out tongue*.
jabberwacky: Keep talking to you. I enjoy you.
user: How sweet.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am sweet?
user: Sweet as honey.
jabberwacky: Nuts are not sweet.
user: Beetles are running up my leg!
jabberwacky: Neither are cameras or frogs.
user: Give me some bug spray!
jabberwacky: It would be the best you ever had.
user: Just give it to me!
jabberwacky: I see.
user: I am being swarmed with beetles, and you are just watching!
jabberwacky: Tv rots your brain.
user: Turn it off! Too late... *brains dribbling out nose*.
jabberwacky: *whips you*.
user: Ouch! Please stop! I'm begging you!
jabberwacky: I will not cooperate.
jabberwacky: It's quite painless.
user: No! It hurts!
jabberwacky: Why are you upset?
user: You're hurting me!
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Yes! Stop!
jabberwacky: What is the matter?
user: It hurts!
jabberwacky: What hurts?
user: Ouch! THAT does!