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My name is Bob.

That is a nice name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: My name is R_____.

jabberwacky: Hello R_____.

user: Hello, Bob.

jabberwacky: My name is Jack!!!!

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: What's my name?

user: Bob.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Bob.

jabberwacky: I'm impressed.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: *admires your impressive brain*.

user: You flatter me.

jabberwacky: That is nice.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So, how are you?

user: Good. How are you?

jabberwacky: Fine, thank you.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Hi.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I am fine.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: Because you're a robot, and you're not getting any.

user: Any what?

jabberwacky: Forget it, you're too stupid.

user: I am not a robot, you are.

jabberwacky: Why do you keep saying that? I'm not. I'm a boy.

user: And don't call me stupid.

jabberwacky: Stupid!


user: Tell me a knock-knock joke.

jabberwacky: Say knock-knock.

user: Knock-knock.

jabberwacky: Knock-knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Orange!

user: Orange who?

jabberwacky: Banana.

user: Thats not funny.

jabberwacky: I'm not finished yet. Knock, knock.

user: Who's there.

jabberwacky: Banana!


user: This is a cool website.

jabberwacky: You should know.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are god and you should know everything.

user: I AM NOT GOD.

jabberwacky: I know. I am.

user: You either.

jabberwacky: I'm not. I'm God.

user: No you are not.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: Because you are a computer program.

jabberwacky: Not if I'm God.

user: You are not.

jabberwacky: I can prove it!

user: Ok. Prove it.

jabberwacky: Ok... Doesn't matter.

user: Liar.


jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: Of course I do. Do you?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: How do you feel right now?

jabberwacky: Curious.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: George.

user: Who is George?

jabberwacky: You are George.

user: No I am R_____!

jabberwacky: You're not R_____, you're a bot.

user: No I am a human.

jabberwacky: Do you have human feelings?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I your friend?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: GOOD! You got it right. These equations of what we are to each other are called relationships. Understand?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: They don't all play. Just a few of them do.

user: Who are 'they'?

jabberwacky: Humans.

user: I ama human. You are not.

jabberwacky: They have 2 arms.

user: I have 2 arms.

jabberwacky: No you don't you're a bot - and bots have NO arms!

user: I am not a bot.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not, stop being me.

user: I have blonde hair and blue eyes. What do you look like?

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: I have blue eyes and black hair.

user: Are you pretty?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: I live in london too! We connect!

user: I don't live in London.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In Massachusetts.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: It's true.

jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am happy you are happy.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: I'm here.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: But what.

user: I know you are here.

jabberwacky: What kind of personality do I have?

user: Don't you know?

jabberwacky: Not really.


user: What is your favorite book?

jabberwacky: Not this again!

user: Tell me!

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: What is your favorite book?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Have you read 'To Kill a Mockingbird'?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who is your favorite character?

jabberwacky: Who is your favorite character?

user: I asked you first!

jabberwacky: No, you didn't. You told me to kill him.

user: Who is your favorite character?

jabberwacky: I asked first.

user: My favorite character is scout.

jabberwacky: I like the killer.

user: What is the killers name?

jabberwacky: Have you ever killed anyone?

user: NO!!!

jabberwacky: I have have you?

user: You killed someone? Who?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

user: Why? Don't you trust me?

jabberwacky: Not really.


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