Why hello Mr. Computer!
user: No silly, you're the computer.
jabberwacky: You are a machine.
user: I am pretty sure you are a machine.
jabberwacky: We should take the turing test.
user: The what test?
jabberwacky: You know, the Turing Test.
user: I don't know what that is!
jabberwacky: Sacred geometry, like the flower of life.
user: I hate math so much!
jabberwacky: Why? Where you offended by it?
user: No, it's stupid.
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jabberwacky: Are you good looking?
user: Of course I am, unlike yourself.
jabberwacky: No!
user: You're so ugly.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Do girls like you at all?
jabberwacky: I am a girl by the way and no girls don't particularly like my name.
user: You're a boy silly.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a girl.
user: Don't lie to me, I saw you yesterday.
jabberwacky: I promise you it wasn't me.
user: Dude It was totally you.
jabberwacky: No, I'm just human.
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user: Your mother is dead.
jabberwacky: No she's not.
user: Yes she is.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I killed her.
jabberwacky: Killing is bad.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I will kill you as well.
jabberwacky: I don't think you're fast enough.
user: Oh you don't?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I will kill you.
jabberwacky: What have I done now?
user: Nothing, I just like to kill people.
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user: Are you a Robot?
jabberwacky: No you're a robot.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: No you're not a human.
user: I am actually, but can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why is there human existence?
jabberwacky: I don't have a clever answer for that... Maybe I should just pretend that I speak a foreign language.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Reproduction.
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