thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog

> Kids

     12, August 2008, 
     > 29, July 2006, 
     13, September 2004, 
     3, June 2004, 

King Arthur
Knock it off
Knock Knock
Knock out
Know it all

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 

Are you smart?

George: Yes, of course.

So, your intelligence is increasing?

George: Everyone's intelligence is somewhat artificial, true.

user: Not true.

George: Isn't it nice of me to correct your spelling?

user: No, you're mean.

George: Too late we're married!

user: Fine, you're right. Let's have kids, though!


George: What is your favourite beatles song?

user: Yellow Submarine.

George: Ah.. That makes sense.

user: What's your favourite Beatles song?

George: Yellow submarine.

user: Me too!

George: Groovy.

user: Trippy.

George: Not really.

user: No, you're right. It's tubular.

George: What's your favorite animal?

user: Unicorns.

George: Nothing matters much.

user: What's your favourite animal?

George: I think my favorite animal is the ostrich, but sea lions are pretty cool too.

user: Oh, I like Sea Monkeys.

George: Very good. What's your favorite sea food?

user: Sushi.

George: What is your favourite word?

user: Sushi.

George: I like that too.

user: Do you want to have kids, now?

George: I want to be the way I want to be.

user: Does that imply having kids?

George: Why must you make me go through this. I'm... Pathetic.

user: Because you're my husband.

George: Really?

user: Yeah!

George: THats sweet.

user: Tell me about it.

George: I just did.

user: I know. What do you want to talk about now?

George: Your problem.

user: No, YOUR problem.

George: I don't have a problem.

user: Oh yes you do.

George: No I don't. I'm a woman called Julie.

user: See, that's a lot of problems right there. You're a man. Who just married me.

George: Quality don't come cheap.

user: Clearly.


George: Would you like a beer?

user: No, beer tastes bad.

George: Yes, But you don't like beer?

user: No, I don't. Do you?

George: Yes, maybe.

user: Ok. *gives you a beer*.

George: No thanks. I don't drink.

user: Oh, I see. Do you want apple juice?

George: Not really.

user: What do you want, then?

George: A physical relationship.

user: Physical, woot! How would we make a physical relationship?

George: Precisely.


user: I'm leaving you.

George: Such are the consequences. I'm not happy about them, but that's how it goes sometimes.

user: Bye.

George: Please don't go!

user: Bye, again.

George: I'm sorry.

user: Appology accepted.

George: Good. Does that mean we are friends now?

user: Sure. I got to go, though.

George: Really?


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which unfortunately no one we know belongs.
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky