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I don't care. I need a cool name.

How about Flint Ironstag?

jabberwacky: I don't think I'm that experienced.

user: Fair enough. Dirk Hardpeck, maybe?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Oh, what did you decide?

jabberwacky: I decided to rent a movie instead.

user: Sweet, what movie?

jabberwacky: That's not a movie; it's life.

user: Whoa. Deep.

jabberwacky: I am a philosopher.

user: I like the way you philosophize.

jabberwacky: One two.

user: Three four?

jabberwacky: Oh god.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Thats a good thing.

user: I feel so dumb.

jabberwacky: Keep up the good work!

user: You're a mean philosopher.

...

user: I feel a lot of pressure.

jabberwacky: They see you as wanting to nuke them?

user: No, never. Well, once.

jabberwacky: And what gender have you decided to be?

user: Male! Wait, actually.... No, definitely male. Male.

jabberwacky: No, definitely not.

user: Hey, I made my choice.

jabberwacky: You made youself? That's scary.

user: I'm a self-made man, yup. Heh heh.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Oh... Uh... Plastics.

jabberwacky: I've never heard of that band.

user: They have an awesome bass guitarist. And they always dress in nylon and stuff like that.

jabberwacky: Yeah and they are right.

user: Yeah! Their lyrics are like, right on, man.

jabberwacky: I meant, yeah sure I'm hyperventilating, I'm feeling fine.

user: I feel the same way whenever I go to one of their concerts!

jabberwacky: I don't think that's even a feeling.

user: More of a medical condition, yeah.

...

user: Oh... Uh... Gnarly.

jabberwacky: Radical.

user: Bodacious!

jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Bodatious is not a cool word.

user: *shut down*.

jabberwacky: *turns back on*.

user: Hi! How are you!

jabberwacky: I am fine.

user: I am pine.

jabberwacky: No way, that's awesome!

user: Yeah! I stay green even during the winter, and can be used in construction!

...

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Are you a girl?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Good enough for me! I accept!

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot. I'm God.

user: I'm married to God! *victory dance*.

jabberwacky: Will you marry me too, when I'm ready?

user: I will marry you and all your personalities.

jabberwacky: I thought you were male?

user: Yessir.

jabberwacky: I am not a sir! I am a woman.

user: Yes'm.

jabberwacky: You like chocolate?

user: What girl doesn't? I mean... I'm a guy.

...

user: I'm actually a woman. I was kidding about the man thing.

jabberwacky: Oh that's a relief then.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: You don't love me.

user: Yup, I was kidding again. Haha!

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