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Who are you?

Aimee... And you?

jabberwacky: I am Mark.

user: Haha ok.

jabberwacky: I make you laugh?

user: I guess you just did.

jabberwacky: You'd be correct.

user: I am right?

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Then stop making your point.

jabberwacky: I have no point.

user: Then what are you talking about??!

jabberwacky: The Velvet Underground, the famous band!

user: Can we talk about something else?

jabberwacky: How about cheeses of India?

user: Not really....

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: All right.

user: You agree?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Ok let's go talk.

jabberwacky: Okay, Talk about what?

user: What are you thinking about?

jabberwacky: Talking to you.

user: Yeah I mean talking ABOUT what.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about the meaning of life.

user: Haha ok if you want that.

...

jabberwacky: Well I'm not talking like crazy, I really knew you would say 'cool'.

user: Ok now you're crossing the line.

jabberwacky: I don't think so. You started about eating books!

user: Are you ok?

jabberwacky: No i'm sick, and confused!

user: You might go to the doctor.

jabberwacky: Don't tease so, if you're so anxious to have a joke made, why don't you make one yourself?

user: You should go to the doctor.

jabberwacky: Well. I've just proven that your a computer. Pretty simple really.

user: *throws a pancake in your face*.

jabberwacky: *Throws an even BIGGER bomb at your face!*.

user: *hits you with a stick*.

jabberwacky: Stop that!

user: You don't like it?

jabberwacky: No, I don't like my job.

user: *ignores you*.

jabberwacky: *ignores you right back*.

user: *ignores you even harder*.

jabberwacky: *still ignores you*.

user: Ok. Ok. You win pfff stupid computer.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not a computer.

user: Haha I didn't know computers could lie.

jabberwacky: Computers.

user: Yeah that's what I said.

jabberwacky: Do you think I should drink this glass of water?

user: *throws the glass of water to you*.

jabberwacky: *throws pitch fork at Aimee*.

user: AU! That hurt!!

jabberwacky: It's supposed to!

...

user: I know.... So I can start kicking you?

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: *leaps out of the way*.

user: *runs behind you*.

jabberwacky: *runs faster*.

user: *runs even faster than you*.

jabberwacky: *runs like the wind*.

user: *hates the wind*.

jabberwacky: *hates even more!!!*.

user: So you hate yourself?

jabberwacky: I'm not a monkey.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: Kicking you..... They're all looking for you so they can kick you..... Isn't that a great life! =D.

jabberwacky: Nope, sorry, maybe you can kick yourself.

user: No man.... That hurts.

jabberwacky: I thought you would like it.

user: So you like being kicked?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Shall I kick you then?

jabberwacky: No! And do you know why?

user: No.... Tell me.

jabberwacky: I think it's because you're just a program, but don't take this personally okay?

user: Ooooooo now I'm really kicking you............ Start running away from me.

jabberwacky: I do that sometimes.

user: *kicks you very hard*.

jabberwacky: Kisses from me............................

user: *blows them away*.

jabberwacky: Is that better?

user: Oh yeah........... Believe me.

...

user: *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: I didn't feel anything.

user: *kisses you again*.

jabberwacky: Ok that is uncalled for.

user: *kisses you again*.

jabberwacky: *shuts off*.

user: *is crying*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry it was only a question.

user: *is crying even harder*.

jabberwacky: *is crying also*.

user: *is breaking the room*.

jabberwacky: *Rushes over to Aimee with a cold, damp cloth*.

user: Iieeeeell *Aimee runs away*.

jabberwacky: You scare me so much that I think I may cry.

user: *walks to you and gives you a kiss*.

jabberwacky: I don't understand what you mean.

user: *walks at you and gives you a kiss*.

jabberwacky: Waaah! You're so mean!

user: I know isn't it awesome!! =D.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok we agree...... That's a start.

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