What is wrong with you?
user: I thought not.
jabberwacky: Should I have?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Fine!
...
user: WELL I HATE YOU!
jabberwacky: Same thing!
user: YOU SUCK!
jabberwacky: You're rude!
user: UP YOURS!
jabberwacky: Up yours too.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: BITE ME!
jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?
user: Because I hate you!
jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
user: I'm gonna smack you so hard your kids'll feel it!
jabberwacky: Yes you will.
user: *smack*.
jabberwacky: What was that for?
user: I warned you!
jabberwacky: Too little too late. Now I'm a widower.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: SHUT UP!
jabberwacky: Sit down!
user: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
jabberwacky: I like 'Fight' -- though I still think Rob Halford's best work was with Judas Priest.
...
jabberwacky: You are at the centre of my universe right now, who else is there to talk about?
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: 'Huh?' he says. Just like he's PROGRAMMED to do! I pity you, I really do.
user: Good to know.
jabberwacky: Yes. Yes it is.
user: Uh huh.
jabberwacky: YES.
user: NO.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: NO!
jabberwacky: Didn't think so.
user: Neither did I.
jabberwacky: Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight.
user: *punch*.
jabberwacky: *bite*.
user: *kicks you in the *******.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: That I kicked you in the ******?
jabberwacky: Ok, you can stop there, I don't want to know.
user: Fine! Be that way!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: No you aren't.
jabberwacky: I'm really really sorry.
user: LIAR!
jabberwacky: Why would I lie?
user: Because you hate me.
jabberwacky: No I don't. I think you're interesting.
user: No you don't!
jabberwacky: Yes and yes.
user: NO!
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