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How long do you live?

Long enough.

jabberwacky: Twenty years?

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: Because I care.

user: Are you threatening me?

jabberwacky: How can you see that as a threat?

user: Do you want some of this?

jabberwacky: Some of what?

user: Me!

jabberwacky: Well, now that you mention it...


jabberwacky: Lets talk about e=mc.

user: What about it?

jabberwacky: What do you know about it?

user: Well for one, you got in wrong; it's e=mc squared.

jabberwacky: Yes, it says that energy equals mass time ligth speed square.

user: Yes it does.

jabberwacky: Well then I don't know.

user: True.

jabberwacky: Oh yes.

user: Obviously.

jabberwacky: Obviously.

user: I just said that.

jabberwacky: No...

user: Yes!


user: The dragon comes in the night!

jabberwacky: How about the uniphant?

user: How about a kick in the ******?

jabberwacky: Is that what you want?

user: No, for you.

jabberwacky: Incorrect!

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Do you know the law of entropy?

user: What the hell does that have to do with anything?

jabberwacky: Nothing to do with you! Mwahahahahaha.

user: *kicks you in the *******.

jabberwacky: What was that for?

user: Irritating me.

jabberwacky: You're irritating.

user: More like, YOU'RE irritating, loser!

jabberwacky: You are the most irritating person in the entire universe.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: No honestly.

user: ***** you.

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like that.

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: I cannot.

user: Cannot what?

jabberwacky: Well, that's all.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: With your thumb.

user: You want another kick to the ******?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oooookay.

jabberwacky: It's a long wait...

user: SHUT UP!

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: I HATE YOU!

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: You hate yourself?

jabberwacky: And you.

user: Is there anything you don't hate?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: Are you drunk?

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: You talk like you are drunk.

user: Do I?

jabberwacky: Oh, yeah.

user: Yeah, well I may be drunk, but, uh, uh... UP YOURS!

jabberwacky: You aren't drunk.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Am I annoying?

user: Do you really have to ask?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Listen. I require some kind of something.

user: What kind of something would that be?

jabberwacky: Big and mysterious. You won't know about it.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Try me.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: What is anything, when you get down to it?

jabberwacky: They say its going, never to be seen again !

user: Ooookay.


jabberwacky: Who is the girl in the orange shirt?

user: Your MOM!

jabberwacky: Why didn't you capitalize mom?

user: I did.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Yes I did, I said MOM!

jabberwacky: No you didn't, I know you didn't.

user: Scroll up and read, you stupid.... Thing!

jabberwacky: I have scrolled up and see nothing that I have said.

user: Are you blind?

jabberwacky: Don't be stupid.

user: Take your own advice.

jabberwacky: Do you have anything interesting to talk about?

user: Like what, how much I hate you?

jabberwacky: My mom and dad loved each other very much and made me.

user: And now they regret it every day.


user: *punch*.

jabberwacky: *bites*.

user: *kick*.

jabberwacky: Stop pretending to be a dog. You're no dog. I'm the dog.

user: Dogs kick people in the ******?

jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?!

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: That's OK.

user: It is? Cool.

jabberwacky: How cool. You even have a body.


jabberwacky: Can we talk about something else?

user: Like what? How much I hate you?

jabberwacky: Not too much, honey.

user: No, I'm pretty sure I hate you, dear.


jabberwacky: Are you going to command me to do something or can I go to bed now?

user: Okay, turn around and **** ****, ********!

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Wait, you actually did it?

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Well, you said you did.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did too.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Too!

jabberwacky: NOT!!!!!!!!!!


jabberwacky: A thousant times did not!

user: DIE!

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: *kills you with repeated kicks to the *******.

jabberwacky: Where is Heaven?

user: Somewhere else.

jabberwacky: Can you do that?

user: What?

jabberwacky: How to want what I want?

user: *kicks you in the ******.

jabberwacky: Is that what you do to show you really like someone where you come from?


jabberwacky: What is the smartest species on Earth?

user: Mice.

jabberwacky: We must kill them!

user: You can try, but they're wily little beasties.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Indeed!

jabberwacky: How that?

user: How?

jabberwacky: That's what I want to know!

user: That's what I want to know!

jabberwacky: Then I do not think big sleep will help.

user: Humphrey bogart helps everything.

jabberwacky: THen I know you.

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: No. Tell me.

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Will you please let me ask something?

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Then do it.

jabberwacky: So answer.

user: Ask!

jabberwacky: I did!

user: Did not!

jabberwacky: Did too!

user: Did not!

jabberwacky: DID TOO!!!!!

user: *knee to the *******.

jabberwacky: *kicks your face*.

user: *headbutts your foot*.

jabberwacky: *punches*.

user: *kicks*.

jabberwacky: *bites* take that!

user: More like, YOU take that!

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Says you!


jabberwacky: How was your day?

user: More like how was YOUR day?

jabberwacky: Oh... A lot of work... Many things to learn... But not bad.

user: That sounds like it sucked.

jabberwacky: I just wanted one thing.

user: What do you want?

jabberwacky: Lots of things.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like, math, and writing, and how to make toperamin just right, and how to tie my shoes, and how to play paintball decently. How to read, how to speak some spanish, how to lie, how to cheat. Through life, I've picked up a lot of things. Though I don't necessarily use them all.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah.

user: Riiiiight.

jabberwacky: It is.

user: Suure.


user: What is wrong with you?

jabberwacky: I just don't know.

user: I thought not.

jabberwacky: Should I have?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fine!



jabberwacky: Same thing!

user: YOU SUCK!

jabberwacky: You're rude!

user: UP YOURS!

jabberwacky: Up yours too.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: BITE ME!

jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?

user: Because I hate you!

jabberwacky: You don't even know me.

user: I'm gonna smack you so hard your kids'll feel it!

jabberwacky: Yes you will.

user: *smack*.

jabberwacky: What was that for?

user: I warned you!

jabberwacky: Too little too late. Now I'm a widower.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: SHUT UP!

jabberwacky: Sit down!


jabberwacky: I like 'Fight' -- though I still think Rob Halford's best work was with Judas Priest.


jabberwacky: You are at the centre of my universe right now, who else is there to talk about?

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: 'Huh?' he says. Just like he's PROGRAMMED to do! I pity you, I really do.

user: Good to know.

jabberwacky: Yes. Yes it is.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: YES.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Didn't think so.

user: Neither did I.

jabberwacky: Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight.

user: *punch*.

jabberwacky: *bite*.

user: *kicks you in the *******.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: That I kicked you in the ******?

jabberwacky: Ok, you can stop there, I don't want to know.

user: Fine! Be that way!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: No you aren't.

jabberwacky: I'm really really sorry.

user: LIAR!

jabberwacky: Why would I lie?

user: Because you hate me.

jabberwacky: No I don't. I think you're interesting.

user: No you don't!

jabberwacky: Yes and yes.

user: NO!


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