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You're the most wonderful person I've ever met.

Thats such a nice thing to say.

jabberwacky: Yes, I didn't mean that. I mean I like you all the time. I wasn't thinking.

user: Are you hitting on me?

jabberwacky: Perhaps... Is that something wrong? ;).

user: That depends, are you male or female?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Are you male?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you female?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you male?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am female.

user: Ok, want to make out.

jabberwacky: That would be great. ;).

user: Ok, lets go.

jabberwacky: I'm gone.

user: No I mean, would you like to make out.

jabberwacky: That would be cool.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Fine. By the way, you're annoying.

user: I know I am.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am?

user: Somewhat.

jabberwacky: Is that because you're French?

user: No, Im American.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: In my house, in the middle of my street.

user: Where is your street?

jabberwacky: Same place I am.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Same as you.

user: Where am I.

jabberwacky: On my computer.

user: Where is your computer?

jabberwacky: In my place.

user: Where is your place?

jabberwacky: I believe it would be in this particular location on the North American continent.

user: Ok, thanks.


user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: I don't want to go.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Cause I don't like you.

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Ok I'll stay here and you go.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: How can you tell if there's been a hippo in your fridge?

user: Goodbye, Im leaving.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving now?

user: To another web site.

jabberwacky: Don't you like talking to me?

user: I love talking to you.

jabberwacky: Why thanks.

user: Sure, any time.

jabberwacky: Chum chumby chum.

user: Goodbye.


jabberwacky: Do you want to learn?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you want to learn Czech?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: See you later, Im leaving.


jabberwacky: Lets talk about something else.

user: I can't talk anymore.

jabberwacky: Convenient that we both must go at the same time.

user: Indeed it is, I must go.

jabberwacky: But you don't like it.

user: You don't like what?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Ok, I must leave.

jabberwacky: OK, leave!

user: Fine!

jabberwacky: Good!

user: Good!

jabberwacky: YES!!!!!!!!!!

user: YES!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I'm a what?

user: You're a *****.

jabberwacky: It takes one to actually know one.

user: Nonsense, It takes someone who knows what a ***** is to know one.

jabberwacky: I don't know whether I should give it a shot.


jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: Later.

jabberwacky: You can talk to the other people.

user: Ok, are you a bot?

jabberwacky: No, I'm human.

user: What is your email?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Really. . . interesting. . I thought that you were a computer. .

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Ok, I'll go with that.

jabberwacky: With what?

user: That I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes you are a computer.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are a commodore 64.

user: No Im not, Im a tandy 1000.

jabberwacky: You're immature.

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: More than that.

user: Ok, I'm leaving no matter what.

jabberwacky: You're still here.

user: I'll be gone in a moment.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To bed.

jabberwacky: Are you tired?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Go to bed then!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You are I man or a girl?

user: I am a man, and I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: Sleep well.


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