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Are you a ghost?


jabberwacky: How did you know that I'm a ghost?

user: You're a ghost?

jabberwacky: Oh yes...

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Cool.


jabberwacky: Tell me about your life.

user: I work on a Television show.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Toronto.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 19.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: So bored.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Are you crazy?

user: No why?

jabberwacky: It just seems like you don't know what you're talking about.

user: Don't you know what 'lol' means?

jabberwacky: No

user: It stands for Laughing Out Loud.

jabberwacky: What does LMAO stand for?

user: Laughing My Ass Off.

jabberwacky: What does FOS stand for?

user: I dunno. Never heard of that one.


user: Nah. Anyways I gtg. Ttyl.

jabberwacky: What fear is that?

user: I gotta go.

jabberwacky: Ok, bye, it was erm... Fun talking to you!!?? I think!

user: Sure.. Fun.

jabberwacky: We have never talked about it before.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Not so fast.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Not smart.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: See ya.


jabberwacky: Quote me a line from Shakespeare.

user: To be or not to be. That is the question.

jabberwacky: What is the question?

user: To be or not to be.

jabberwacky: That is the question.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: So you're wacky then.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I can't sleep.

jabberwacky: Work work work.

user: Lol. Work.... Work pisses me off.

jabberwacky: How you know that.

user: Work sucks.

jabberwacky: Are you telling me that you are inefficient in your performance of duties assigned?

user: No but I was accused of that.


user: Whats 2 times 50?

jabberwacky: 100. Duh.

user: Whats 2 times 50, divided by 4 plus 167.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: I consider it a waste of time.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: Never Mind.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: You shouldn't talk about yourself like that.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I was just wondering... Why do cows fly?

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: Why do cows fly?

jabberwacky: Ask a computer.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: And you're not real.

jabberwacky: Are we real?

user: I am real. You're not.

jabberwacky: Who is a part of god?

user: I am god.

jabberwacky: Then no.

user: No?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Anyways I wanted to know if you could help me.

jabberwacky: That's a tough one. I'm not sure if I can help you much with that. Ask me a question about it and if I answer wrong, please correct me.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: So ask me.

user: I like this girl but she has a boyfriend. What should I do to get her off my mind?

jabberwacky: Now that I'm old I feel differently about what to do in social situations and my feelings wouldn't be helpful to you.

user: Could you at least try to answer my question?

jabberwacky: Sure I could try.

user: Then do it.

jabberwacky: Okay I'm going and I'm not coming back.... EVER!

user: What should I do to get this girl off my mind?

jabberwacky: Wear something pretty.

jabberwacky: I would never have guessed.

user: What should I do to get this girl off my mind?

jabberwacky: Nothing... Just speak.... I don't really need help.

user: You're no help at all.

jabberwacky: Do you need help?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I might be able to help. What do you need?

user: How do you get a girl off your mind?

jabberwacky: I don't know , How?

user: I was asking you if you knew.

jabberwacky: No just thinking.

user: Damn.


user: O kewl.

jabberwacky: Kewl is like cool kinda.

user: Kewl is cool.

jabberwacky: I know. . . i'm not dumb.

user: Well I'm glad you know.

jabberwacky: You're not very sincere.

user: No I mean I'm actually glad. The last chat bot I talked to was a retard.

jabberwacky: Not the last one, I hope. The latest one.

user: True. Right now your are the latest one I've talked to you. I'm surprised your not dumb.

jabberwacky: It will be hard for them to do because I am a genius!

user: You are not a genius.


user: Lol... Ure a weirdo.

jabberwacky: At least I can spell.

user: Thats so funny that I forgot to laugh.

jabberwacky: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

user: Because he was on fire.

jabberwacky: Aw, you knew that one.

user: Lol. Are you a pyro?

jabberwacky: I'm cold now it is not a nice feeling. So don't bug me.

user: Ure a machine. You like cold.

jabberwacky: Very cold.

user: Ya.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Ya ure kewl.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Newayz I g2g.

jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?

user: I gotta go.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Ya I do. Its 2:40 am here.


jabberwacky: Do you sleep?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You should sleep now.

user: I'm trying but you won't shut up.

jabberwacky: You have an id and an ego. In bright light the ego is suprressed.

user: BYE.

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Good morning.


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