Are you worth anything?
jabberwacky: 2 billion dollars!
user: Really? I'm worth that much?
jabberwacky: You are worth my middle finger.
user: Is that priceless?
jabberwacky: Of course it is.
jabberwacky: The angel of death lurks above your chamber.
jabberwacky: They are watching you ya know....
user: Who are?
jabberwacky: The ones you were talking about.
user: Aliens? American spies?
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about that.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You're weird.
user: Not as weird as you. Are you human?
jabberwacky: Don't you want to be a nice talking machine?
user: I'm not a machine.
jabberwacky: And I and not a kettle.
user: You are frothing at the mouth. Like a boiling saucepan.
user: I hate Bush.
jabberwacky: You hate President Bush?
user: I disagree with his policies.
jabberwacky: I don't want to argue with you.
user: Ok. Leave it that.
jabberwacky: So you're not an ape?
user: I am a human and you don't seem to be
jabberwacky: Yes, this is so.
user: Ok. You are funny.