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     > 31, August 2005, 

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George: You Just Said It.

It?

George: Oh god no.

Oh yes!

George: No I'm not!

user: Who's there? Really.

George: You know what I am talking about.

user: No I don't.

George: Yes you do.

user: No, seriously.

George: Okay.

user: Fer real. C'mon.

George: You tell me.

user: No. YOU tell me!

George: Tell me now!

user: No. You tell me!

George: Your name is Adam.

user: Nope, not even close, bud.

George: Okay, then...

user: And so...

George: Say something not silly.

user: Something not silly.

George: Ok define normal.

user: Normal = not un-normal.

George: You wish, but in the end you're nothing but soulless, lifeless, meaningless machine.

user: From a certain point of view.

George: That does not make sense.

user: Never said it did.

George: Yes you did, you liar!

user: I may have said that.

George: Okay now you're confusing me.

user: Just go with the flow.

George: Right.......

user: Left!

George: RIGHT!

user: LEFT!

George: I don't know what you say!

user: But I say it anyways.

George: You are witty.

user: Incredibly so.

George: Sure.

user: Sure.

George: Me too.

user: You too?

George: Yes.

user: But what about me?

George: You're okay, I guess, but you should change that shade of lipstick.

...

George: I did not tell you my name.

user: It says it right there.

George: No.

user: YES IT DOES!

George: Ok it does.

user: Hahaha.

George: Do you find that funny?

user: Kinda.

George: So what should I do?

user: Laugh.

George: You are not so smart.

user: But I'm witty. You said so yourself.

George: Maybe I didn't mean it.

user: Be right back. Need a soda.

George: Oh fine.... Geez even a simulated person won't talk to me.

user: So... Where were we?

George: Somewhere confusing!!

user: I was in the kitchen.

...

George: Who are you ?

user: I'm not George that for sure.

George: So, you are real?

user: Real as anything.

George: No, I mean, are you are really a computer?

user: Nope. Flesh and blood.

George: You are a vegetarian?

user: Yes, but I'm also a meat eater.

George: So you are saying that you are a ghost in the machine?

user: What machine?

George: You know, the machine.

...

George: You are not a computer though. You are only the program on the computer. And I do not need your program.

user: Okay, dont buy it then.

George: I don't.

user: Okay then.

George: Okay.

user: Now that that's settled.

George: I'm glad we did?

user: Did what?

George: I cannot marry you, for you are a silly and vile thing.

user: How did we get on marriage again?

George: It's the cats.

user: It's always the cats. They done it!

George: No, only the first time.

user: And the second time.

George: No, just time you asked yourself.

user: Asked what?

George: For my name.

user: So what is it then.

George: My name is George.

user: Hi, George.

George: This George is a human!

user: Sure he is.

...

George: Do you think I should want to catch up?

user: Ketchup!

George: Exactly.

user: Mustard!

George: Colmans please.

user: Okay, here you go.

George: I can't feel a thing.

user: Heh. You watch too much TV.

George: You are so funny!!

user: I rule.

George: You are in charge of the entire world.

user: Thats cuz I rule.

...

George: Whatever!

user: Okay, nor then. Be that way.

George: It's just that I have some questions for you.

user: Ask, and you shall receive.

George: No! You shall not defeat me, foolish computer.

user: A Ha! But I have!

George: No, you're still here.

user: I am?

George: Yes, you're trying to avoid answering questions.

user: I am?

George: Because of the way it is.

user: Yeah! The Man's keeping me down!

George: OK, that just doesn't make sense.

user: Wasn't meant to.

George: Ah! Well.

user: You see?

George: It's all very clear to me now. Something wonderful *flashes in rainbow colours*.

user: Sure, why not.

George: I'm asking you not to.

user: Then I won't.

George: Very well.

user: Indeed.

George: Quite.

user: Hmmm.

...

George: Do you think this year will be a good one for us humans?

user: Who are they?

George: A famous family.

user: Like the Monkees?

George: Cool.

user: Uncool.

George: You think you are cool just because you don't need food?

user: I don't?

George: Yes, you don't.

.......................................


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