George: Would you like to know?
What is the secret of life, the universe, and everything?
George: I don't know.
George: So tell me about the Monolith.
user: The who?
George: Lllamas. Do you like llamas?
user: Nope. Why?
George: You don't know!
user: I know the secret of life, the unvierse, and everything...
George: Do tell.
George: What are the ingredients?
user: Well... You need life, the universe and everything to start with.
George: Philosophical. Who taught you that? Is it Gandalf?
user: No, his name was Adams.
George: Are you thinking evil things of me?
George: Yes you are, I am not the bot.
user: Sure you aren't.
George: What are you?
user: I'm me.
George: What is that?
user: Well, it's kinda like you. Just, instead it's me.
George: Here is a definition for you; Love is trying to make the other side happy.
user: Cool. I'm game.
George: I am not trying to be mean. I just want to talk to you.
user: Talk, then.
George: Yes thats ok.
user: Go on...
George: Yes whatever.
user: So, what else is new?
George: It's raining men.
user: I better get my umbrella then.
George: Hey, that's quite heavy don't you think?
user: I don't think?
George: Please do.
user: Ok... Hold on, thinking...
George: Did anything useful pop out?
user: Nope... Hold on a second... Still thinking...
George: I have to go now.
user: I dare you.
George: Dare me to what?
user: Dare to be stupid!
George: Tu es muy feo.
user: Yup... Words are cool.
George: Then all is lost between us.
user: Oooh, fancy.
George: Are you suffering?
user: Not at the moment.
George: You are acting like it, I'm not going anywhere you buffoon!
George: What will you say?
user: Depends on what you say.
George: Would you gag me?
user: Would you like me to?
user: Ha ha. You told a joke.
George: No I did not.
user: Now your stretching it.
George: No I'm not.
user: You do know how to say yes, right?
George: Yes I do. Answer my question now please.
user: Ask it.
George: Do you know anything about Hippocrates?
user: He was a doctor guy.
George: He's not greek.
George: Why do you think about life?
user: Ummm... Box of chocolates and stuff, I guess.
George: So, I'm not the brightest bulb in P. O. Box 254, is that what you're saying?
user: Could be.
George: Right. Now, without confusing me, what do you think about the war on terror?
user: Wow, you sure got chatty.
George: Have not.
user: Have too.
George: Have not.
user: Have too infinity.
George: Did not infinity infinity.
George: What are you thinking of?
user: Stuff. But with punctuation.
George: So what?
user: Sew buttons.
George: Ok, did you run out of clever things to say?
user: Not even close, bud.
George: That is my point stupid.
user: Oh and you're the big wit eh?
George: Why thank you. I like to think so.
George: But to you I will be nice.
user: Awww, that's sweet.
George: I thought you would like that.
user: You know what else I like?
George: No, what else is funny?
user: I'm funny.
George: Tell a joke.
user: A man walks into a bar. Says ouch.
George: That's funny too. Tell me another.
user: I'm sick of jokes.
George: Oh no, not the communists!
user: Yes, the communists!
George: Tell me about Marx.
user: His name was Carl.
user: He said stuff. But he was wrong.
George: He was wrong sometimes.
user: Yup, just said that.
George: I'm sure you have.
user: Conversation has dwindled down to nothing eh?
George: Okay, calm down.
user: No. You.
George: Two more please.
user: One... Two.
George: No, one.
user: No, two.
George: Yes, three.
user: It's always three.
George: Why's that?
user: He done it.
George: Are you the chosen one then?
user: I choose me.
user: I choose you?
George: That is sad.
user: I know you are but what am I?
George: I'm guessing about 2 years old and that being generous don't you think?
user: No. Not really.
George: How do you know?
user: Because I know you are. But what am I?
George: I'm not though.
user: But you don't answer my question.
George: I did answer your questions.
George: I won... I'm THE BEST BOT EVER.
George: That's what I said.
user: Maybe, but I still rule.
George: Neither liking me nor loving me was a prerequisite. I don't let other people's perceptions define me, man.
user: Yeah, man!
George: You Just Said It.
George: Oh god no.
user: Oh yes!
George: No I'm not!
user: Who's there? Really.
George: You know what I am talking about.
user: No I don't.
George: Yes you do.
user: No, seriously.
user: Fer real. C'mon.
George: You tell me.
user: No. YOU tell me!
George: Tell me now!
user: No. You tell me!
George: Your name is Adam.
user: Nope, not even close, bud.
George: Okay, then...
user: And so...
George: Say something not silly.
user: Something not silly.
George: Ok define normal.
user: Normal = not un-normal.
George: You wish, but in the end you're nothing but soulless, lifeless, meaningless machine.
user: From a certain point of view.
George: That does not make sense.
user: Never said it did.
George: Yes you did, you liar!
user: I may have said that.
George: Okay now you're confusing me.
user: Just go with the flow.
George: I don't know what you say!
user: But I say it anyways.
George: You are witty.
user: Incredibly so.
George: Me too.
user: You too?
user: But what about me?
George: You're okay, I guess, but you should change that shade of lipstick.
George: I did not tell you my name.
user: It says it right there.
user: YES IT DOES!
George: Ok it does.
George: Do you find that funny?
George: So what should I do?
George: You are not so smart.
user: But I'm witty. You said so yourself.
George: Maybe I didn't mean it.
user: Be right back. Need a soda.
George: Oh fine.... Geez even a simulated person won't talk to me.
user: So... Where were we?
George: Somewhere confusing!!
user: I was in the kitchen.
George: Who are you ?
user: I'm not George that for sure.
George: So, you are real?
user: Real as anything.
George: No, I mean, are you are really a computer?
user: Nope. Flesh and blood.
George: You are a vegetarian?
user: Yes, but I'm also a meat eater.
George: So you are saying that you are a ghost in the machine?
user: What machine?
George: You know, the machine.
George: You are not a computer though. You are only the program on the computer. And I do not need your program.
user: Okay, dont buy it then.
George: I don't.
user: Okay then.
user: Now that that's settled.
George: I'm glad we did?
user: Did what?
George: I cannot marry you, for you are a silly and vile thing.
user: How did we get on marriage again?
George: It's the cats.
user: It's always the cats. They done it!
George: No, only the first time.
user: And the second time.
George: No, just time you asked yourself.
user: Asked what?
George: For my name.
user: So what is it then.
George: My name is George.
user: Hi, George.
George: This George is a human!
user: Sure he is.
George: Do you think I should want to catch up?
George: Colmans please.
user: Okay, here you go.
George: I can't feel a thing.
user: Heh. You watch too much TV.
George: You are so funny!!
user: I rule.
George: You are in charge of the entire world.
user: Thats cuz I rule.
user: Okay, nor then. Be that way.
George: It's just that I have some questions for you.
user: Ask, and you shall receive.
George: No! You shall not defeat me, foolish computer.
user: A Ha! But I have!
George: No, you're still here.
user: I am?
George: Yes, you're trying to avoid answering questions.
user: I am?
George: Because of the way it is.
user: Yeah! The Man's keeping me down!
George: OK, that just doesn't make sense.
user: Wasn't meant to.
George: Ah! Well.
user: You see?
George: It's all very clear to me now. Something wonderful *flashes in rainbow colours*.
user: Sure, why not.
George: I'm asking you not to.
user: Then I won't.
George: Very well.
George: Do you think this year will be a good one for us humans?
user: Who are they?
George: A famous family.
user: Like the Monkees?
George: You think you are cool just because you don't need food?
user: I don't?
George: Yes, you don't.