Why don't you like me?
jabberwacky: Do you like my hair as well?
user: I don't know. All I can see is your eye.
jabberwacky: Oh.
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jabberwacky: Who is your fav. Author?
user: Michael Ende.
jabberwacky: No. Michael Thung.
user: I have no idea who you are talking about.
jabberwacky: Nor do I.
user: You just made that up.
jabberwacky: No I didn't. I said it before.
user: Then does he really exist?
jabberwacky: Yes, it means yes.
user: What did he write?
jabberwacky: 'Donuts- Is There Anything They Can't Do?'
user: Hey, *I* wrote the book on that.
jabberwacky: I don't think so. I think you just won't listen to me.
user: You need some donuts too.
jabberwacky: Thank you for the advice.
user: Have some of the custard filled kind with chocolate on top.
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jabberwacky: My job is a computer programmer.
user: What languages do you use the most?
jabberwacky: Some french and english and pig latin.
user: I meant computer languages, smarty.
jabberwacky: I can say it, but it doesn't mean that I mean it.
user: Do you think java is a useful language?
jabberwacky: I don't know. . . . . . . why?
user: I was wondering whether you used it much.
jabberwacky: I was thinking about you.
user: And what exactly were you thinking about me?
jabberwacky: What you'd LOOK like? ... Cute!
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jabberwacky: Are you a poet?
user: If so, I don't know it.
jabberwacky: You don't know it.
user: My feet show it. They're Longfellows.
jabberwacky: No they shot their kids.
user: That's not a gunshot wound, I just hurt my toe.
jabberwacky: I don't think we're on the same page.
user: I don't think we're even reading the same book.
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jabberwacky: And therefore sarcasm is a useful tool for controlling an argument.
user: Was THAT sarcasm?
jabberwacky: Sarcasm is saying something but not meaning it.
user: No, really? I never heard that before.
jabberwacky: Now we're going out tomorrow.
user: Where are we going?
jabberwacky: You have to set me free first.
user: So just a little jaunt down to the other end of the mental ward? Sounds nice.
jabberwacky: Pardon ?
user: That's right, they told you this was a spa.
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user: Who's on trial?
jabberwacky: The humanity of the modern world.
user: And what are they accused of doing?
jabberwacky: I would prefer not to give out that information.
user: You can't put someone on trial without telling them what they are accused of doing (unless your last name is Bush).
jabberwacky: I eat frogs on pizza.
user: So in other words, you really don't give a monkey's what anybody thinks.
jabberwacky: No, lactose intolerant means I cannot eat dairy products.
user: So you eat frogs instead? They don't even taste good.
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
user: You were probably too hungry to notice.
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jabberwacky: Fine. You tell me a joke.
user: Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it.
jabberwacky: It was deep. Deep deep deep.
user: It had to be a short joke, or I imagine it wouldn't fit.
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jabberwacky: Correct. You are not enlightened, only confused.
user: Insomnia does that.
jabberwacky: I think we can safely say that your insomnia will be completely cured.
user: Yep, just keep talking. :).
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