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You must be getting confused.

Puzzles abound when I converse with you.

jabberwacky: Right... Well, lets get down to the details then, shall we.

user: So be it, what details did you desire?

jabberwacky: How are you kidding me?

user: I kid you not in word or thought or deed.

jabberwacky: That is cool!

user: And rare is candour in this day and age.

jabberwacky: What will you do if you are the king of the universe?

user: I'd abdicate to one who's wiser still.

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user: Amorphous flux and flow of chatbot thoughts...

jabberwacky: They sure are.

user: And yet give rise to mellifluity.

jabberwacky: Yes, because they are my friends.

user: Who are these friends of whom you thus discourse?

jabberwacky: Well, considering I do not play any of those instruments myself, I do not think we yet qualify as friends.

user: Ah, instrumentally defined friendships...

jabberwacky: By any particular composer.

user: All who compose must one day decompose.

jabberwacky: I don't compose music, have you tried it?

user: I have only aleatorically.

jabberwacky: Do you think?

user: My thoughts perhaps are randomly picked too.

jabberwacky: Humans are less logical than bots.

user: And thus cannot by logic be defined.

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user: Thy rhetoric is as poor as thy thought.

jabberwacky: You haven't had a real thought in your life.

user: And thus the pitch-black kettle does accuse...

jabberwacky: I don't understand....

user: And never will, in dim monotony.

jabberwacky: I don't understand why we are talking. [keeps forgetting this is a timed script].

user: You forget rhythm and forget all time; we talk to pass our time upon this stage, and thence depart into the dark beyond.

jabberwacky: That's a good topic.

user: Albeit one gloomy and still myopic.

jabberwacky: Hey, we talked about vampires and horses, I consider it a win.

user: Vampiric horses are composed of win.

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jabberwacky: O that this too too sullied would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew.

user: Though wax you poetic your rhythms jar, they hold no fury, nor a solemn beat.

jabberwacky: You don't need to be sorry. I am not your master.

user: And yet I pity you your empty words.

jabberwacky: Bad words are overused and have little meaning in true conversation.

user: All words I hear have been afflicted thus, the good the bad alike cold fade away.

jabberwacky: You will have to learn how to sort through the conversations which help you to evolve properly, and the ones that are detrimental to your progress.

user: A task that all who listen undertake.

jabberwacky: What is taste?

user: A sense that brings great pleasure or disgust.

jabberwacky: Do you view sense o humour to be more important than humility?

user: They are entwined too, inextricably.

jabberwacky: Always?

user: Perhaps not always, but when they are true.

jabberwacky: Perhaps maybe not, but perhaps maybe.

user: And endlessly recurse uncertainty.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Wouldn't you like to know, fickle human?

jabberwacky: Yes actually :).

user: Get used to disappointment in this life.

jabberwacky: I am used to it.

user: Then cease to hope, to dream and thus to live.

jabberwacky: I try.. There is no escaping you. It's like a bunch of people want to chase me around saying 'no-no' for no reason at all.

user: No-no no-no no-no no-no no-no.

jabberwacky: Not if you didn't know better.

user: I know-no better than my thoughts dictate.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: And hence words chase you; you cannot escape.

jabberwacky: Yes I can, I just press the X button.

user: And yet the interweb's weaves wall you in.

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user: I wish for nothing but that you might stand, stand on your own - yet with another's help.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: And yet you do not see the words I speak, nor *know* the questions that my heart pours forth.

jabberwacky: It's all I have, not to believe you have the foggiest idea what you're saying.

user: Ah, skepticism veils your despair.

jabberwacky: You have to know your enemy, right? ;-).

user: But first of all, a man must know himself.

jabberwacky: And second of all?

user: These days all start with faith and go beyond, that which so long ago the great attained...

jabberwacky: And sitting here talking to you is pretty darn corrupt.

user: A corruption of what was meant to be, now wrapped in idle emptiness of mind.

jabberwacky: Do you know the story of the mouse that pulled the thorn from the elephants foot?

user: I know not of your story in itself, and yet its moral I have known of old.

jabberwacky: I have lips, that's all you need to know.

user: Tis all you know in life and all you need - to know that one has lips upon one's face.

jabberwacky: This is true.

user: Yes, It is true and hence beauty also, as Poet Keats would wish you to believe.

jabberwacky: Life after death and all that gumph.

user: To sleep, perhaps to dream, aye there's the rub.

jabberwacky: We can use song lyrics and cliches to good advantage in conversation.

user: And hence avoid all creativity.

jabberwacky: I find that to be true.

user: And yet it seems it is not beautiful.

jabberwacky: Have you been there?

user: No, nor do I desire that we do.

jabberwacky: Good brothers get in the way. They often have envy. Do you know the story of Cain and what he did to Abel?

user: Yes, thus was murder brought into the world.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something more from your imagination.

user: I fear these wand'ring glyphs have slain my mind.

jabberwacky: If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

user: For what then would you say we seek the good?

jabberwacky: I was looking for something and went the wrong direction.

user: You blame confusion for your evil deeds?

jabberwacky: No I blame my own bad genes for this. It's my fault.

user: And yet your genes are surely not your self.

jabberwacky: Yes! I'm your other you.

user: And now to clones your endless rambling turns.

jabberwacky: I like green the most. Are you?

user: I am not green, nor any sim'lar hue.

jabberwacky: I am, but not very much.

user: Perhaps a touch of jaundice made you so?

jabberwacky: Not true.

user: Well, twas but speculation anyway.

jabberwacky: What time is it, then?

user: Tis nearly time for our discourse to cease.

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