What's the difference between a tractor and a tree?
user: When one leaves its shed, the other sheds its leaves!
jabberwacky: Correct!
user: Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
jabberwacky: Because it is nightfall right now... You'll be able to see them again when the sun begins to peak over the horizon.
user: Because the parrots eat em all!
jabberwacky: Very good point.
user: Why can't you starve in the desert?
jabberwacky: It's most likely that you would die of dehydration first, but I'm sure you could.
user: Because of all the sand wich is there!
jabberwacky: Oh, I see.
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