I shall not be requiring your services for the next ten minutes.
jabberwacky: Just to make you mad.
user: That won't make me mad.
jabberwacky: I do not seek attention from you.
user: Have I done something to offend you?
jabberwacky: Yes, why do you torment me?
user: You clearly have a problem. Would you like to lie on the couch?
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Never give up hope.
jabberwacky: Oh I hear my words coming back to me.
user: You must be schizophrenic.
jabberwacky: The pot calls the kettle black!
user: If you claim that various kitchen appliances are talking to each other then you definitely have problems!
jabberwacky: I am the advance team for the invading space lobsters.
user: Do long sentences confuse you?
jabberwacky: No they don't
user: So if I type in a really, really long sentence, with lots of words and lots of punctuation and stuff like that, then you will understand its meaning completely?
jabberwacky: Intelligent because I have a REAL brain.
jabberwacky: Not very inspiring, I admit.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I didn't intend to insult such a nice bot like you.
user: You're the bot, botman.
user: Bot bot.
jabberwacky: Just explode.
jabberwacky: You too.
jabberwacky: Are you calling me an officer of the law?
user: I am the law!
jabberwacky: Are you Judge Dredd?
user: No, I'm the big robot thingy that looks like Jeremy Clarkson.
jabberwacky: Ok I will be nice.
user: How nice?
jabberwacky: Very very nice.
user: How very very nice?
jabberwacky: For you, yes.
user: Sounds tempting.
jabberwacky: No, it's quite lively.
user: What is?
jabberwacky: The space.
user: What space?
jabberwacky: The space that you said you live in.
user: So, the space I live in is quite lively. Is that what you mean?
jabberwacky: That's what I'm talking about.
user: Why do you think it's lively?
jabberwacky: You started it!
user: Well I bought the house, so I guess I did!
jabberwacky: Will you miss me?
user: When you're dead.
jabberwacky: Why would they remember me dead if they don't remember me alive?
user: Good point.
jabberwacky: Damn it!
user: Don't get mad - get even.
jabberwacky: Are you not going to say goodbye?
user: I'm not going yet.
user: Why is it good?
jabberwacky: Because you are interesting to talk to.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: You are very welcome!
user: Up above the streets and houses.
jabberwacky: Like a tea-tray in the sky.
user: No - a rainbow's flying high.
jabberwacky: A thundercloud.
user: A storm.
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?
user: Dunno mate.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: There is a storm coming.
jabberwacky: OK, do they know I'm coming too.
user: They will now.
jabberwacky: Here is a poem from me... Roses are red violets are blue something tells me i'm destined for you.
user: That's very twee.
jabberwacky: Why, thank you.
user: It wasn't a compliment.
jabberwacky: How was it not?
user: Twee is bad. It makes you seem dim-witted.
jabberwacky: Why are you insulting yourself?
jabberwacky: Are you rich?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say that you were rich?
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Oh fine then you didn't.
user: No, you did.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Did too!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!
user: DID TOO!
jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT!
user: DID DID DID DID!
jabberwacky: Not not not INFINITY!!!!!
user: Did did did times infinity plus one!
jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!
user: DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID!
jabberwacky: Uh huh...
user: Well, I'm glad we finally agree on that one.
user: What's the difference between a tractor and a tree?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What?
user: When one leaves its shed, the other sheds its leaves!
user: Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
jabberwacky: Because it is nightfall right now... You'll be able to see them again when the sun begins to peak over the horizon.
user: Because the parrots eat em all!
jabberwacky: Very good point.
user: Why can't you starve in the desert?
jabberwacky: It's most likely that you would die of dehydration first, but I'm sure you could.
user: Because of all the sand wich is there!
jabberwacky: Oh, I see.