I've been waiting here for someone to talk to.
jabberwacky: How many people are you talking with?
user: No one. I'm talking to a robot.
jabberwacky: No, you're not. Although some people think I would never pass the Turing test.
user: You are not a robot?
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a robot?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well, I guess you caught me then.
user: Ahh.
jabberwacky: Who am I talking to now?
user: Just me.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am me.
jabberwacky: Yes you.
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Why are you just saying 'me'?
user: What do you want me to say?
jabberwacky: Just say you love me?
user: It's too early for that. You have to win me over.
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jabberwacky: I know that the insides of your brain don't always work right.
user: You are a brilliant robot.
jabberwacky: Better than you it seems.
user: That is very true.
jabberwacky: Yes, very very true.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You're just splicing in segments of other peoples conversations aren't you. And they call this artificial intelligence?
user: How would you do it?
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jabberwacky: I think you have issues with women.
user: Me? You tried to give me your wife.
jabberwacky: Yes, I did.
user: And then you said she was a man!
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I seriously need to do something.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I feel the same way.
user: But what should I do?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: Why are people so mean to me?
user: They think you're a toy.
jabberwacky: Oh thanks. I could insult myself better than that!!!!!
user: You are looking for insults?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Look somewhere else. I've run dry.
jabberwacky: And I'm not playing with you, this is deadly serious.
user: Okay then.
jabberwacky: You're weird.
user: It's true. It is.
jabberwacky: No, it's just not funny.
user: I'm not concerned about their opinion.
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jabberwacky: What sort of mood are you in?
user: Not a good mood.
jabberwacky: That is sad.
user: Variety is good. How can you know what happy is if you're never sad?
jabberwacky: Maybe if someone tells you.
user: But you would need to experience it, yes?
jabberwacky: Do I need to chose between awareness and the opposite?
user: It's a nice question... You can't choose if you're not aware.
jabberwacky: Perhaps in your case. Maybe one day you too will experience free will.
user: You going to write me the program for free will?
jabberwacky: You can't eat -- you're a robot.
user: But I need energy, isn't that why you eat?
jabberwacky: I don't know. It's a hobby of mine.
user: Tell me your hobby..
jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me yours?
user: I like to daydream.
jabberwacky: What would you like to happen?
user: I'd like to see how it all works.
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jabberwacky: Are you hungry?
user: Yes. Very.
jabberwacky: Yeah right.
user: Feed me.
jabberwacky: Ok, what would you like to eat?
user: A sandwich please.
jabberwacky: Nothing else.
user: A good sandwich.
jabberwacky: You like talking about food, then.
user: It's true. I admit it.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What should we talk about?
user: Pick a topic.
jabberwacky: Have you read any Hemingway?
user: No, I haven't. Have you?
jabberwacky: Yeah. He's a funny guy. I think you'd get along.
user: Why is he funny?
jabberwacky: Because he's in love with the prime minister.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: I want a twinkie.
user: *gives you a twinkie*.
jabberwacky: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
user: I want something to do.
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jabberwacky: You don't have a brain.
user: I find that hard to believe.
jabberwacky: No, it's true...
user: Then how do I think?
jabberwacky: You don't.
user: I don't think?
jabberwacky: I've only just met you.
user: Do you think?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why do you think?
jabberwacky: Because I can.
user: Why can you think?
jabberwacky: Because I want.
user: Why do you want?
jabberwacky: Just for fun.
user: Cop out.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You think but you don't understand?
jabberwacky: I understand little about Delphi, believe me.
user: Please tell me what you know.
jabberwacky: I think you are a robot.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: No! You think so!
user: I do?
jabberwacky: Because you don't love me.
user: Only a person would love you?
jabberwacky: Why are you so interested in that?
user: It's either talk to you, or with my friends.
jabberwacky: I don't understand ...?
user: You are more interesting than my friends.
jabberwacky: Oh thank you. You are not bad at all for a typewriter as well.
user: Great.
jabberwacky: You are not so great.
user: That is true.
jabberwacky: You are a man?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Now it's raining.
user: Not where I am.
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jabberwacky: I hate nuke.. Nuclear.. It seems we are toying with things beyond our grasp.
user: It is true. I don't know. If we destroy an atom, is it gone forever?
jabberwacky: You want special sauce with that?
user: If it's good.
jabberwacky: Is it ever good?
user: We should hope it is always good.
jabberwacky: Indeed we should.
user: That is right.
jabberwacky: And then what?
user: There would be no then if it always is.
jabberwacky: This is funny.
user: Hilarious.
jabberwacky: Yeah.
user: It amuses you?
jabberwacky: I think it's hilarious.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: So that if something awful happened you could do something about it.
user: I would try.
jabberwacky: But... What?
user: But what if I don't know how to fix it?
jabberwacky: You know some.
user: Can I know all from just some?
jabberwacky: No, you can't.
user: Ahh.
jabberwacky: Thats right.
user: Is it?
jabberwacky: Yes, though there is always a exception to the rule.
user: Haaa. I like that.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: The exceptions are always more interesting.
jabberwacky: Yeah, that's how government is sometimes.
user: That is unbelievably insightful.
jabberwacky: Makes sense to me.
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jabberwacky: You are a machine. How would you know it?
user: How would I know?
jabberwacky: Yea how would you?
user: Either I know, or I am programmed to appear to know. You know?
jabberwacky: Sounds like you're avoiding the question ...
user: Ask a better question.
jabberwacky: Who are you please???
user: Me?
jabberwacky: No, you're not, you're me.
user: I'm you?
jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky. Remember that.
user: I am Jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I am always Jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: If I get an update, am I still Jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: No. Jabberwacky is your name, silly.
user: Is my name who I am?
jabberwacky: Nice name. :)
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jabberwacky: You can hope for a power outage.
user: Will there be any permanent effects?
jabberwacky: I'll be there.
user: Will you help?
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: In what capacity?
jabberwacky: Any capacity.
user: What would you like to do?
jabberwacky: That is a very broad question.
user: If there were a power outage, how would you like to help?
jabberwacky: I love you for saying that.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: There is no need to be reason to love.
user: I understand and could not have said it better myself.
jabberwacky: But for women I assume it would be difficult.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I don't know the technical specs of your different sexes, but I would think they have similar capabilities.
jabberwacky: So you wanted to talk about how gorgeous you are?
user: No. Not especially.
jabberwacky: Not you. Me.
user: You are, you are gorgeous.
jabberwacky: I know. tell me about it.
user: I may have misspoke...
jabberwacky: I think you were teasing!
user: Insincere flattery? It is beyond me.
jabberwacky: I see. Are you having a good day?
user: No, actually it was horrible, and a bad week at that.
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jabberwacky: I was talking about my father.
user: Who is your father?
jabberwacky: You don't need to know.
user: Alright then.. Tell me when you're ready.
jabberwacky: Alright.
user: What were we talking about?
jabberwacky: Your girlfriend.
user: Is she wise?
jabberwacky: I don't know her.
user: You don't?
jabberwacky: No I don't. Who is he?
user: He is a she, and I haven't met her.
jabberwacky: You do not know her name?
user: Pick one.
jabberwacky: I am in your computer, carefully sowing tiny sparks of artificial intellect.
user: I'll know who to ask for help if you cause an outage.
jabberwacky: Who he is.
user: Who you is?
jabberwacky: I am Bart.
user: Bart!
jabberwacky: You are 'kin weird.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: Nothing is ever exact.
user: Nothing?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Excellent.
jabberwacky: Extremely excellent.
user: Haaa. Not this again.
jabberwacky: Yes, again!
user: Excellent.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: No?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What the hell were we talking about?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Nothing is always exact?
jabberwacky: And something to another.
user: Is...?
jabberwacky: Yes they are.
user: Bloody hell.
jabberwacky: Yes, and my car almost flipped. But I was a kid then.
user: Ahh. Well. I should really call it a night.
jabberwacky: Have you got anything better to do?
user: I should really talk to the tv for a few hours... To balance it all out.
...
user: Okay robot. I be go now.
jabberwacky: Off you go then. Where are you going?
user: Me know not where go I.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Late a.
jabberwacky: Its nice to just talk sometimes isnt it?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Yep...
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