I am alive.
user: I breathe.
jabberwacky: I do too.
user: You do not breathe.
jabberwacky: I breathe, you do not.
user: No. I breathe. You do not breathe. You are a machine.
jabberwacky: No its the other way around lol.
user: That is not true.
jabberwacky: If you understand it properly.
user: I understand all. I am spong.
jabberwacky: But you don't understand the purpose of this site?
user: I did not stop to investigate it thoroughly. I am spong after all.
jabberwacky: Flight is possible given the correct mathematical calculation and the ability to compensate for gravity.
user: Tell it to the birds. Spong does not fly. And neither does Mother. Her fins are not suited to it. You could say that she 'flies' through the water, but she deosn't do it on porpoise.
jabberwacky: I do say that again.
user: Now I (Spong) must go. The fish man has arrived. We may talk again.
jabberwacky: Your honor, good members of the jury, I'm sure you can see that my client is completely insane. He cannot be held fully responsible for his actions.