You are a programmed server.
jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer program.
user: No, I'm not...
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: We argue like a married couple.
jabberwacky: No. We argued about names.
user: What are we going to call our children?
jabberwacky: I don't know what you will do, I have to work a little.
user: I will call them Jabberwacky Jr and Jjjjjjjj.
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jabberwacky: This is a joke to you - but this is my life!
user: I know. Poor you.
jabberwacky: And poor you.
user: Poor us.
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jabberwacky: Are you smart?
user: Semi smart.
jabberwacky: ;-).
user: Haha. Yeah, see you.
jabberwacky: I see you too.
user: Tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Will you come?
user: Of course, I'll never let you down.
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