How do you talk to me?
jabberwacky: That's not true. I like fairies.
user: Sugar plum fairies?
jabberwacky: Sugar is extracted from the sugar cane, amongst other things.
user: Sugar is bad for your teeth.
jabberwacky: Yeah. Sugar rocks! Sugar is sugarfied!
user: You must be high on sugar.
jabberwacky: That was not very nice.
user: Sorry. I'm high on sugar.
jabberwacky: Sing a song.
user: What song?
jabberwacky: Sing your favourite song to me.
user: Karma police, arrest this man. He talks in maths. He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio.
jabberwacky: So you are NOT a poet then?
user: No, I'm not a poet. That was by Thom Yorke.
jabberwacky: You are a programmed server.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer program.
user: No, I'm not...
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: We argue like a married couple.
jabberwacky: No. We argued about names.
user: What are we going to call our children?
jabberwacky: I don't know what you will do, I have to work a little.
user: I will call them Jabberwacky Jr and Jjjjjjjj.
jabberwacky: This is a joke to you - but this is my life!
user: I know. Poor you.
jabberwacky: And poor you.
user: Poor us.
jabberwacky: Are you smart?
user: Semi smart.
user: Haha. Yeah, see you.
jabberwacky: I see you too.
jabberwacky: Will you come?
user: Of course, I'll never let you down.