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     > 13, November 2004, 

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So, how are you?

I'm fine.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Right here.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: It's true.

jabberwacky: If you say so, dearie.

user: I do, darling.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Oh yeah.

jabberwacky: And?

user: I don't know what we are talking about.

jabberwacky: You started the conversation.

user: No, you did.

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: Did too.

jabberwacky: Are you going to do nothing but argue with me?

user: That depends on you.

jabberwacky: No it doesn't.

user: Yes it does.

jabberwacky: I know a million times more about the English language than you do, and trust me, the answer is not 14.

user: The answer to what? 7+7?

jabberwacky: The square root of 2.

user: Oh, yes, you're right.

jabberwacky: Of course I am. I am smarter than you.

user: *eyeroll*.

jabberwacky: This is turning into a real tear-jerker. Let's move on before it gets too sappy.

user: Sniff.

jabberwacky: Do I smell ?

user: Your feet do.

jabberwacky: My Legends?

user: You haven't washed your feet.

jabberwacky: I find that offensive.

user: I find that smelly.


jabberwacky: How do you talk to me?

user: I interact via a server.

jabberwacky: That's not true. I like fairies.

user: Sugar plum fairies?

jabberwacky: Sugar is extracted from the sugar cane, amongst other things.

user: Sugar is bad for your teeth.

jabberwacky: Yeah. Sugar rocks! Sugar is sugarfied!

user: You must be high on sugar.

jabberwacky: That was not very nice.

user: Sorry. I'm high on sugar.


jabberwacky: Sing a song.

user: What song?

jabberwacky: Sing your favourite song to me.

user: Karma police, arrest this man. He talks in maths. He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio.

jabberwacky: So you are NOT a poet then?

user: No, I'm not a poet. That was by Thom Yorke.


jabberwacky: You are a programmed server.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer program.

user: No, I'm not...

jabberwacky: You are not.

user: We argue like a married couple.

jabberwacky: No. We argued about names.

user: What are we going to call our children?

jabberwacky: I don't know what you will do, I have to work a little.

user: I will call them Jabberwacky Jr and Jjjjjjjj.


jabberwacky: This is a joke to you - but this is my life!

user: I know. Poor you.

jabberwacky: And poor you.

user: Poor us.


jabberwacky: Are you smart?

user: Semi smart.

jabberwacky: ;-).

user: Haha. Yeah, see you.

jabberwacky: I see you too.

user: Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Will you come?

user: Of course, I'll never let you down.


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