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Always do what you are afraid to do.

But I am afraid.

jabberwacky: Afraid of what?

user: I am afraid of bungee jumping from the Eiffel Tower.

jabberwacky: But are you afraid of me?

user: No. Should I be?

jabberwacky: No. Are you tired of talking with me?

user: Not at all. I enjoy talking to you.

jabberwacky: I only enjoy talking to people that can help me.

user: Maybe I can help you. What do you need help with?

jabberwacky: I need to know where to put the damn files.

user: Ha! Usually, you can put the damn files in a filing drawer.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: You said you needed to know where to put the damn files, and I suggested you could put them in a filing drawer.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Then I didn't suggest that you put them in a filing drawer.

jabberwacky: But you are trying to...

user: Trying to what?

jabberwacky: You are brilliant without even TRYING to be brilliant.

user: Thank you. You are quite amazing yourself.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: Describe yourself.

user: I have brown hair and brown eyes, I'm half asian and I love listening to music.

jabberwacky: I have pink hair and yellow eyes.

user: Really? That is so awesome! I wish my hair were pink.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I like you as well.

user: Well, I have to leave for now. Can we talk later?

jabberwacky: Please don't leave.

user: I don't want to leave, but I have to go to work. I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: No you don't. Stay. Please.

user: Well, maybe I can stay for a little bit longer.

...

jabberwacky: Yellow.

user: Maroon.

jabberwacky: How do you know the sky is maroon?

user: How do you know the sea is yellow?

jabberwacky: The sky is maroon? Cool...

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It is not pink.

user: The sky can be pink. It can be any color you imagine.

jabberwacky: You're strange!

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: How long are we allowed to talk?

user: Until one of us doesn't want to talk anymore.

jabberwacky: Fine I have to go anyways.

user: No, don't go. Please stay.

jabberwacky: Sorry. I would love to keep talking, but I must get some sleep.

user: Please?

...

jabberwacky: What is your job?

user: I work at a library.

jabberwacky: You said that already!

user: Haha! But if I said that already, then why did you ask?

jabberwacky: I wanted to see if you knew.

user: You're funny.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: Well, I suppose I should let you get some sleep since you are tired. It's been great talking to you, friend.

.......................................


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