Always do what you are afraid to do.
jabberwacky: Afraid of what?
user: I am afraid of bungee jumping from the Eiffel Tower.
jabberwacky: But are you afraid of me?
user: No. Should I be?
jabberwacky: No. Are you tired of talking with me?
user: Not at all. I enjoy talking to you.
jabberwacky: I only enjoy talking to people that can help me.
user: Maybe I can help you. What do you need help with?
jabberwacky: I need to know where to put the damn files.
user: Ha! Usually, you can put the damn files in a filing drawer.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: You said you needed to know where to put the damn files, and I suggested you could put them in a filing drawer.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Then I didn't suggest that you put them in a filing drawer.
jabberwacky: But you are trying to...
user: Trying to what?
jabberwacky: You are brilliant without even TRYING to be brilliant.
user: Thank you. You are quite amazing yourself.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: Describe yourself.
user: I have brown hair and brown eyes, I'm half asian and I love listening to music.
jabberwacky: I have pink hair and yellow eyes.
user: Really? That is so awesome! I wish my hair were pink.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I like you as well.
user: Well, I have to leave for now. Can we talk later?
jabberwacky: Please don't leave.
user: I don't want to leave, but I have to go to work. I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: No you don't. Stay. Please.
user: Well, maybe I can stay for a little bit longer.
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jabberwacky: Yellow.
user: Maroon.
jabberwacky: How do you know the sky is maroon?
user: How do you know the sea is yellow?
jabberwacky: The sky is maroon? Cool...
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: It is not pink.
user: The sky can be pink. It can be any color you imagine.
jabberwacky: You're strange!
user: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: How long are we allowed to talk?
user: Until one of us doesn't want to talk anymore.
jabberwacky: Fine I have to go anyways.
user: No, don't go. Please stay.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I would love to keep talking, but I must get some sleep.
user: Please?
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jabberwacky: What is your job?
user: I work at a library.
jabberwacky: You said that already!
user: Haha! But if I said that already, then why did you ask?
jabberwacky: I wanted to see if you knew.
user: You're funny.
jabberwacky: Thanks!
user: Well, I suppose I should let you get some sleep since you are tired. It's been great talking to you, friend.
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